HUMOR

[Kat Kanning]

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

[Russell Kanning]

I actually laughed at that long one.

[John]

Searching around youtube for monks I found this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E25ebRjx8w0&feature=related

[Friday]

Apocalyptic Exercises
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiQOfntYZjc

By the way, in case anyone's interested, the author of this new book Apocalypse How: Turn the End-Times into the Best of Times! is doing a signing in Boston next week:

BOSTON, MA – May 20th
Pandemonium Books – 7pm – Tel: (617) 547–3721
4 Pleasant St, Cambridge, MA

[Lloyd Danforth]

May 29th in case it changes

http://www.comics.com/comics/soup2nutz/

[Pat K]

 

[Friday]

The greatest American hero
G.I. Joe is there
G.I. Joeeeeeeeeeee!

[Jim Johnson]

Why'd they kill a squirrel?
Being GI Joes, I'd guess they thought the squirrel was after their very huge and masculine nuts.

[dalebert]

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

How do you catch a monkey?

Climb a tree and act like a fruit.

[Friday]

When escapism just doesn't go far enough...  WORLD OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play

[JJ]

When escapism just doesn't go far enough...  WORLD OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play

LOL thats great.

<---- Recovering WoW Addict.

[John]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g

[dalebert]

<---- Recovering WoW Addict.

Ugh, me too. I never got as bad as I was with Everquest for a short while though. I guess I learned from that experience so I wouldn't repeat it.
<--- Nerd

[JJ]

<---- Recovering WoW Addict.

Ugh, me too. I never got as bad as I was with Everquest for a short while though. I guess I learned from that experience so I wouldn't repeat it.
<--- Nerd

Ya for me it was a 6 month span of uber geekdom, thankfully the Metal Band provided enough anti-geek to prevent me from fully embracing the dark side, er ...  dork side.

[Friday]

Pleasegodmakeitstop.