HUMOR

[Raineyrocks]

I posted it, then modified it with the email thing

Wow, how ingenious!     Did you vote on the TMI poll yet Lloyd? 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Yes

[dalebert]

And my favorite...

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Is there a story behind this?

[dalebert]

Is there a story behind this?

I take it you've never seen the show "Pimp my Ride". I've only seen just a little bit of one episode myself, but it was enough to get the joke.

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Is there a story behind this?

I take it you've never seen the show "Pimp my Ride". I've only seen just a little bit of one episode myself, but it was enough to get the joke.

I don't watch television, and even before I stopped watching television I gave up on MTV after they stopped playing music.

[dalebert]

Shoe tossing animated GIFs

[Lloyd Danforth]

Due to being in front of a tv this weekend, I saw the shoe throwing many times.  It was the closest I've ever come to respecting that clown. He ducked, smiling as both shoes came at him, rather accurately
Could have been a Grenade!

[dalebert]

Could have been a Grenade!

My first thought is that is wishful thinking. My 2nd thought is "Oh no... Please don't make this man a martyr!" It'd be Abraham Lincoln historical revisionism all over again. Not that they won't engage in revisionism anyway, but that would make it go a whole lot smoother.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Not to mention how much damage Cheeny could do in a month!

[Pat K]

Children writing about the sea:

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.(Millie age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they have been better off eating beans.(William age 7)

- I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age

13) - On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ass. (Julie age 7)

[Daien]

Children writing about the sea:

Haha, you made me LOL!!

[Jim Johnson]

Children writing about the sea:

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age  )

Becky's dad was sailor, so she should know.

[Tom Sawyer]

Children writing about the sea:

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age  )

Becky's dad was sailor, so she should know.

Ahhh, you'll be smokin' a turd in purgatory for that one Jimmy boy.

[dalebert]

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't
go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age  )

Becky's dad was sailor, so she should know.

Remind me to tell the joke about the barrel on the submarine sometime.