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Started by Lloyd Danforth, November 05, 2005, 08:11 AM NHFT

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Jim Johnson

Quote from: KBCraig on March 20, 2009, 02:38 AM NHFT
Arresting Lauren Canario: like taking a cat for a walk on a leash.



"Ow! My back!"
;D

That's where Lauren learned the technique... two black cats named Bat and Oneil, who would not walk on leashes.

Friday


Jim Johnson


KBCraig

I think Dale was showing the video version at Murphy's....

Spiderman fail:



Moebius Tripp

Quote from: KBCraig on April 04, 2009, 10:40 PM NHFT
I think Dale was showing the video version at Murphy's....

Spiderman fail:




Is that the superhero version of "fisting"?  Shouldn't this be in the TMI section?  :o


Humorrhoid




Resistance or stoned?
Cat looks stoned to me. :)

Quote from: Facilitator to the Icon on March 20, 2009, 12:28 PM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on March 20, 2009, 02:38 AM NHFT
Arresting Lauren Canario: like taking a cat for a walk on a leash.



"Ow! My back!"
;D

That's where Lauren learned the technique... two black cats named Bat and Oneil, who would not walk on leashes.


Raineyrocks

Quote from: Humorrhoid on April 07, 2009, 01:04 AM NHFT



Resistance or stoned?
Cat looks stoned to me. :)

Quote from: Facilitator to the Icon on March 20, 2009, 12:28 PM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on March 20, 2009, 02:38 AM NHFT
Arresting Lauren Canario: like taking a cat for a walk on a leash.



"Ow! My back!"
;D

That's where Lauren learned the technique... two black cats named Bat and Oneil, who would not walk on leashes.


:D, Or like he licked an lsd stamp.  :o

KBCraig

Pat K's cat (Pat Kat?):




Pat K


Lloyd Danforth

 Barack Obama, the new President, is for

Banning all guns in America .  He is considered by those who have dealt

With him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.


At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked

The audience for total quiet.  Then, in the silence, he started to

Slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in

Total silence.


Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands

Together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'


Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the

Quiet and said:  ''Well, dumb-ass stop clapping!'

KBCraig


Pat K


KBCraig