HUMOR

[Pat McCotter]

Ghostbusters?

No silly. It's the Evil Eye of Mordor.  You know, from Lord of the Rings?

Gee, I feel so silly. 

You should, Kevin. Like, everybody in the world saw that movie.  Hmmph. I didn't even read the books.

[tracysaboe]

<Valley Girl Accent>

Like.   

Everybody! 

Yeawh, Ch. </Valley girl Accent>

Tracy

[Lloyd Danforth]

Ghostbusters?

No silly. It's the Evil Eye of Mordor.  You know, from Lord of the Rings?

TRacy

Who Ya Gonna Call?

[Kat Kanning]

Wonderfully funny web site:

The 3rd Annual Nigerian EMail Conference

Caleb wanted to see it.

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32ujZB3kmmE

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://d21c.com/terri1/flash/smile.swf

[Kat Kanning]

That's it...I'm moving this whole thread to the childish board.

[Lloyd Danforth]

 

[tracysaboe]

Ghostbusters?

No silly. It's the Evil Eye of Mordor.  You know, from Lord of the Rings?

TRacy

Who Ya Gonna Call?

The Easter Bunny!

Tracy

[Lloyd Danforth]

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
absolutely true story.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Paris,
Tennessee.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity in which
he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find
his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of
other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it wasa
fine & beautiful dry summer night), flicked the turn blinkers on and
off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the
lights.
He then moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
andthen remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the
otherpatrons' vehicles left.
At last, when his was the only car left in
theparking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now
started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man over and administered a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any
alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you
toaccompany me to the police station. This Breathalyzer equipment must
be broken."

"I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the
designated decoy."



DUI Tennessee style

[Kat Kanning]

LOL!

[Tom Sawyer]

 

[Lloyd Danforth]

Senior sex

A Florida couple both well into their 80s, go to a sex Therapist's' office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says:
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.

The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row.

The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask.

Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married and we can't go to her house.

I'm married and we can't go to my house.

The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

[Kat Kanning]

hehe

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15239501/