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Started by Alex Libman, January 27, 2011, 02:59 PM NHFT

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MaineShark

#60
September 11, 2011, 06:28 PM NHFT
Actually, that was a masturbation joke.  I figured it made sense that you never had, given how uptight you always seem.

Masturbation has more health benefits than kale, by the way.

Joe

Russell Kanning

#61
September 12, 2011, 03:23 AM NHFT
Our Kale is trying to make a comeback ... then it will be hit with another few days of 100 degrees

KBCraig

#62
September 12, 2011, 04:03 AM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on September 12, 2011, 03:23 AM NHFT
Our Kale is trying to make a comeback ... then it will be hit with another few days of 100 degrees
Here's hoping you avoid those 2000 degree temps that popped up about 120 miles south of you.

Alex Libman

#63
November 11, 2011, 04:51 PM NHFT
So, let's hear some 2011 kale stories.

Anybody still have it chillin' under the snow?   :P

MaineShark

#64
November 12, 2011, 08:14 AM NHFT
Quote from: Alex Libman on November 11, 2011, 04:51 PM NHFTSo, let's hear some 2011 kale stories.

Anybody still have it chillin' under the snow?   :P

No, but our rabbits have been laying eggs.

We've been making a lot of quiche, as a result.  The lobster quiche was particularly good...

Alex Libman

#65
November 12, 2011, 01:41 PM NHFT
Humbug!

No civilization has ever attained freedom by eating quiche!   ::)

But your genetic engineering experiments do interest me.

MaineShark

#66
November 12, 2011, 01:45 PM NHFT
Quote from: Alex Libman on November 12, 2011, 01:41 PM NHFTHumbug!

No civilization has ever attained freedom by eating quiche!   ::)

But your genetic engineering experiments do interest me.

Anything containing as much cholesterol as quiche is most assuredly a "manly" food...

Cholesterol is like antifreeze for the blood, and allows those of us who live up here to walk around in "summer clothes" regardless of the outdoor temperature.

Alex Libman

#67
November 12, 2011, 02:24 PM NHFT
No, vitamins are antifreeze.  Cholesterol and other fatty deposits clog up your plumbing, making it more difficult to get blood to remote parts of the body, which contributes to three ailments: hypothermia, erectile dysfunction, and the EPA.
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