Assbook Status

[Raineyrocks]

hey look
my assbook app just let me know that one of my friends rainey posted something
this is cool

See, I was right this is a mockery of FB Russell it's not just you and Dale posting stuff because other people are too. Right?     Your messing with me head, right?

[Alex Libman]

Wrote a poem about FTL addiction.

Thinking of writing one about Ayn Rand...

[Pat K]

What are=Ukranian eggs and do you have to hide them from Jesus
this month like the regular eggs?

[Russell Kanning]

I would never mess with you Rainey. Just set your status button to "candy mountain" and everything will be ok ..... don't worry Kat and I will treat your half a soul with care.
I also have not heard of U. eggs. I am not sure if you hide them, enjoy them scrambled, or if they are guilded.
btw my AB status update is that our little chicks love to eat fireants

[dalebert]

Dale! I hope you bought the URL before you started this thread.

It was already taken.  I am not original.  Apparently someone out there is at least as clever as me.

[Tom Sawyer]

Well they used up all my eggs... what will I eat for breakfast? I think the boy has created a Chechen egg, has a guy shooting a RPG at someone. Should probably hide that one from Jesus.

Chicks eating fire ants sounds great... I mean chickens eating fire ants... even I can't get excited by women eating fire ants.

[Libertango]

Did you see what Jessica wrote??? OMG!!!?!?! She's such a slut

[Alex Libman]

Wrote the most ultimate low-brow troll-thread last night.  Can no longer top myself.  Gonna retire a champ.  Sad there are no other worlds to conquer...

[dalebert]

You do realize I have you on ignore over there, yes?

[Russell Kanning]

the wind is blowing

[Tom Sawyer]

Wow, the wind is blowing in the Yukon? It's blowing here also.

Becky's Ukrainian egg

[John]

Becky has nice eggs.

The wind is not blowing at this very moment here, but I'll try to keep everyone up to date on that.

[Tom Sawyer]

Munching on a Vlasic® pickle.

Product placement is my new revenue scheme

[Jim Johnson]

...is spending tomorrow with the first family.   

[Tom Sawyer]

Becky is ranting...  we're laughing about her not wanting to be anyone elses mother and having to teach punks manners.