Assbook Status

[dalebert]

Don't do Facebook?  Post your status or your link to whatever here on Assbook, appropriately located in the Too Much Information section!

[Jim Johnson]

It looks like Jesse Ventura is announcing his 2012 Vice Presidential Candidacy, with Ron Paul, over here... http://weaintgottimetobleed.com/

JESSE VENTURA Apr 4, 2011
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Our new military leader is here .

[Jim Johnson]

How come it's not called 'assface'?

[Russell Kanning]

I am going to the store now.

[Jim Johnson]

Let us know if something is on sale or if the check out clerk is cute or if you get hungry while your at the store.

[Tom Sawyer]

The wife and kid are making Ukranian eggs... I'm jumping into the "Hot Tub Time Machine" and going back to 1986.

[Jacobus]

I am a fan of Star Trek The Next Generation.

[Alex Libman]

I'm having a lazy day of watching online videos and pirated documentaries.  Yes, I know I'm behind on some troll threads and coding projects, but I'm just not in the mood...  My only rule for today is that I have to take a break every 30 minutes to do some pushups and bicep curls.  Then I spend a minute or two in front of the mirror admiring how expressively I can flex my pectoral muscles, which causes lots of man-boob jiggling...  It's almost hypnotic...  Maybe I should start a porn site for that...  Or learn how to manboobjiggle in Morse Code...

[Raineyrocks]

Ha!  I figured this thread out, for awhile I was confused and no that's not my assbook status!  This is mocking the dumb things people write on FB that nobodys cares about, right?

Ok, let me think of one.




(that was my assbook status above ha, ha)  Oh wait, I don't want to forget these:  LoL, LMAO, brb, ok, that's all I know. 

[John]

I'm gonna have some cookies and milk.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Dale! I hope you bought the URL before you started this thread.

[Russell Kanning]

I liked that hottub movie.
No Rainey. People like Dale and I just have to post things and I haven't visited facebook for a few days, soooo I  just gotta type.

[Raineyrocks]

I liked that hottub movie.
No Rainey. People like Dale and I just have to post things and I haven't visited facebook for a few days, soooo I  just gotta type.

I don't understand then, I guess. 

[Russell Kanning]

hey look
my assbook app just let me know that one of my friends rainey posted something
this is cool

[Tom Sawyer]

Isn't technology wonderful... I see my friend Russell also enjoyed traveling to 1986 (by the way the year I tricked Becky into falling in love with me).

This app sure beats the tar out of twitter, I have unlimited text characters.  I'm going to lose so much more weight with the unlimited typing feature!

And the licensing aggreement I signed with Kat and Russell only demands half of my soul.