If you don't hear from me next week......

[Lloyd Danforth]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/19/rapture-movement-predicts-end-world-saturday/?test=latestnews

[Jim Johnson]

Oh, your leaving... while the rest of us go through 6 days of agony and torture.
After the 24 hours of earth quakes God is going to be running Adam Sandler movies nonstop for the remainder of our lives, but you'll be floating up to heaven.

I hope God grades on a curve... it's always been multiple choice and pass fail any way.

[Becky Thatcher]

Reminds me of the bumper stickers "When the rapture comes, this car will be unmanned!" and my personal favourite, "When the rapture comes, can I have your car?" 

[toowm]

Be sure to protect your pets!

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[John]

A guy at the health club said that someone is predicting that it all ends tomorrow...

I said, "Woo Whoo. We made it! All the way to the end! That's awesome." 

[KBCraig]

In college, "end of the world" parties (where you went dressed as whatever you wanted to be as the world ended), were always the best.

We had one guy show up wearing white pants, a white t-shirt, with a white rope tied around his neck. He was a tampon.

[Alex Libman]

OMG, all my Baha'i friends just suddenly disconnected from IRC!

[Alex Libman]

Nope, just a netsplit...   

[Kat Kanning]

Becky, Russell says if he's raptured, you can have his car. 

[Pat K]

Yeah and if I am raptured some one can have my liver.

[dalebert]

[Jim Johnson]

God is judging you... but you got a 5 month continuation.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13516796

Halloween is going to be really great this year.

[Russell Kanning]

that is funny
i wonder if he had a secondary prediction ready ahead of time

[Jim Johnson]

I'm certain that he has learned, starting from a very early age, to have multiple back ups to his outrageous claims.

[Kat Kanning]

I think he claimed the rapture would be may 21 and the end of the world in Oct.


R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World