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[Alex Libman]

Thanks Alex for cuing me in, I always had my suspicions that Silent Bob was really a Crypto-Communist...

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

Russell Kanning, in his vestments issuing the orders "Wear the Mask, wear the Mask! We shall turn the Shire into the next Portugal! Free from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News!"

Does it have to get that bad before I can get grumpy about it?

Some precautionary grumpiness never hurt nobody.

[Alex Libman]

John Stossel and Andrew Napolitano do good work.

Rush Limbaugh has been somewhat mildly fair to Ron Paul lately.

Definitely not the greatest of all evils.

[KBCraig]

Are Russia and Ukraine at war again?

[Alex Libman]

Nah, the Borscht-for-Crimea truce is still holding.

[Pat K]

Thou shalt always honer the Beer cooler.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Face it. My ampersand was the Denouement of the series.

[KBCraig]

Nah, the Borscht-for-Crimea truce is still holding.

If it comes down to fisticuffs, my money is on the wiry Ukrainian, over the 300 pound Russian. 

[Jim Johnson]

Face it. My ampersand was the Denouement of the series.

You have an excellent ampersand,
but let my Pat K have his due.

[Alex Libman]

Despite your incoherent assertions, I don't intend to fight anyone.  In fact, I've stayed away from virtually all Free Staters in real life - one of the smarter decisions I've made.

My five year study, exploration, and ultimately debunking of your cult is coming to an end.  I've produced a lot of good literature in the processes, and that is something no one can ever take away.

[Kat Kanning]

How about some precautionary happiness, AlexLibman? 

[Russell Kanning]

Hey Jim
I was wondering what a PatK camping trailer would look like. It could have multiple coolers (maybe propane refridgerated. One for beer One for drinks for the kiddos One for meats to be grilled. It could all be pulled behind the mercury up Roger's hill to his super secret hideout on the Maine coast where he harbors old CIA agents who have run away from northern virginia.
I also heard good things about the food bus at Burning Porcupine last year.
The more Alex posts the more exhuberant my optimism gets.
I am concerned about the arms race between Eukreignia and Alexandria.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Hey Jim
I was wondering what a PatK camping trailer would look like. It could have multiple coolers (maybe propane refridgerated. One for beer One for drinks for the kiddos One for meats to be grilled.

And, of course, covered with decals for all of his Beer Company sponsors.

[Russell Kanning]

yes

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey Jim
It could all be pulled behind the mercury up Roger's hill to his super secret hideout on the Maine coast where he harbors old CIA agents who have run away from northern virginia.

I'm sorry Mr. Kanning, but you leave me no choice...

For divulging my secret hideout giving sanctuary to spooks that had a change of heart, I must release the 300 lb Russian Cyborg assassin. Don't worry it's for a better world!

(See Alex we are including you in the fun)

[Jim Johnson]

Hey Jim
I was wondering what a PatK camping trailer would look like. It could have multiple coolers (maybe propane refridgerated. One for beer One for drinks for the kiddos One for meats to be grilled.

I'm thinking a one piece molded high carbon uni-body with vacuum sealed cellulose insulation... and a cooling unit that is so efficient it would have to be heated. 
It would have to be nuclear powered... and a kneeling system so Pat K wouldn't have to step up into his beer cooler. 
An automatic warm beer/thirst detector that would cover a radius of 50ft, and biometric beer matching technology... and cup holders.