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Is it OK to turn dead Mormons gay?

Started by Jim Johnson, February 23, 2012, 12:30 PM NHFT

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dalebert

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February 23, 2012, 01:27 PM NHFT
Honestly, it's much easier and more productive to turn the live ones. Actually, it's less about turning and more about convincing the already gay ones to let go of their denial.

dalebert

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February 23, 2012, 01:29 PM NHFT
On a side note, I'm having trouble connecting the article you linked with the subject title.

KBCraig

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February 23, 2012, 05:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on February 23, 2012, 01:29 PM NHFT
On a side note, I'm having trouble connecting the article you linked with the subject title.

Yes, that might turn them straight.

Jim Johnson

#4
February 23, 2012, 07:06 PM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on February 23, 2012, 05:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on February 23, 2012, 01:29 PM NHFT
On a side note, I'm having trouble connecting the article you linked with the subject title.

Yes, that might turn them straight.

There has been a disruption in the Force.

Jim Johnson

#5
February 23, 2012, 07:09 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on February 23, 2012, 07:06 PM NHFT
Quote from: KBCraig on February 23, 2012, 05:37 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on February 23, 2012, 01:29 PM NHFT
On a side note, I'm having trouble connecting the article you linked with the subject title.

Yes, that might turn them straight.

There has been a disruption in the Force.

http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

KBCraig

#6
February 24, 2012, 03:25 AM NHFT
Are they glitter-bombing the temple?

dalebert

#7
February 24, 2012, 12:40 PM NHFT
Sad that they never got to enjoy gay sex in life but at least they can now enjoy gay sex in Heaven.

Tom Sawyer

#8
February 24, 2012, 12:43 PM NHFT
Quote from: dalebert on February 24, 2012, 12:40 PM NHFT
Sad that they never got to enjoy gay sex in life but at least they can now enjoy gay sex in Heaven.

Ahhh.... you'll be smokin' a turd in purgatory for that one Danny boy.   ;D

Of course winged creatures are by their very nature light on their feet...

dalebert

#9
February 24, 2012, 12:47 PM NHFT
That converter is a little slow. Takes several seconds each time. Going to take a long time to get them all. They should have a list feature so you don't have to do it one at a time and you could just leave it running all night.

Jim Johnson

#10
February 24, 2012, 01:22 PM NHFT
Is it comforting to be someone's sponsor?

Russell Kanning

#11
February 25, 2012, 03:16 PM NHFT
how do they populate a planet?

Jim Johnson

#12
February 25, 2012, 04:41 PM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on February 25, 2012, 03:16 PM NHFT
how do they populate a planet?
Society forces them into sham marriages; and then into procreation, so that they are not discovered.

Russell Kanning

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February 26, 2012, 07:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on February 25, 2012, 04:41 PM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on February 25, 2012, 03:16 PM NHFT
how do they populate a planet?
Society forces them into sham marriages; and then into procreation, so that they are not discovered.
I was talking about how are they going to populate their own planet after this life if they are turned gay?

Jim Johnson

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February 26, 2012, 10:00 AM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on February 26, 2012, 07:43 AM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on February 25, 2012, 04:41 PM NHFT
Quote from: Russell Kanning on February 25, 2012, 03:16 PM NHFT
how do they populate a planet?
Society forces them into sham marriages; and then into procreation, so that they are not discovered.
I was talking about how are they going to populate their own planet after this life if they are turned gay?
They will be forced into sham marriages; and then into procreation.
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