Is it OK to turn dead Mormons gay?

[Russell Kanning]

aha
so they will dead recently turned gay mormons will be turned straight?

btw you have been baptisted for by some mormon somewhere .... probably a relative ... so you might get into the 3rd level of heaven

[Jim Johnson]

aha
so they will dead recently turned gay mormons will be turned straight?

Uhm... no.  Have you ever seen the movie 'A Boy and His Dog'?

[Jim Johnson]

btw you have been baptisted for by some mormon somewhere .... probably a relative ... so you might get into the 3rd level of heaven

Fine... but being baptized a second time in the Christian religion doesn't count.  There's 19 other major religions to get baptized in.

[dalebert]

There's 19 other major religions to get baptized in.

Better get 'em all, just in case.

[dalebert]

how do they populate a planet?

Society forces them into sham marriages; and then into procreation, so that they are not discovered.

Or turkey basters.

[Russell Kanning]

turkey basters doesn't seem like the fun way to make babies

[Jim Johnson]

There's 19 other major religions to get baptized in.

Better get 'em all, just in case.

'Shotgunning religion', for the agnostic with thanatophobia.

[Russell Kanning]

exactly
I heard someone at work say
"well you have to believe in something"
me and the guy he was talking to thought that was the dumbest thing we had ever heard of
the other guy thought that you could reason out what was true .... but I guess that is not as fun as just pickin something to believe

[dalebert]

turkey basters doesn't seem like the fun way to make babies

May not seem like it to you, but to a gay dood, it's way more fun than the usual method.

[Free libertarian]

how do they populate a planet?

Society forces them into sham marriages; and then into procreation, so that they are not discovered.

I was talking about how are they going to populate their own planet after this life if they are turned gay?

Cloning....First you cut a slice off, dip it in the cloning powder, keep it moist...then....oh damn....wrong kind of cloning!

[dalebert]

Hosts Neal & Dale :: Interviews with Stephanie, Patrick, Jacob, Mark Edge, Marcus, Brett, Angela Keaton, Mandrik, Claire, David :: The 2012 Liberty Forum :: Gaydar :: Flirting well :: Purpose and origins of "gay voice" :: Porn style preferences :: Wars, false flags, conspiracy theories :: A.C. Slater upper decker blumpkin :: The Kinsey Scale :: Mud-buggying :: Skiing :: Transgender pronouns :: Turning dead Mormons gay

Discussed during the last segment if you want to skip ahead, but this whole episode was a blast. LIVE from Liberty Forum with a packed studio audience who was laughing the whole way through.

http://flamingfreedom.com/media/archives/Flaming.Freedom.2012.02.25.mp3

[Raineyrocks]

There's 19 other major religions to get baptized in.

Better get 'em all, just in case.

Yup! 

[Pat K]

Bill Maher UN DOES a MORmON baptism of the dead