The perfect ex-wife tool

[Free libertarian]

http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/news/scitech/science/030212-japan-invents-speech-jamming-gun-that-silences-people-mid-sentence

[Jim Johnson]

Gee... I wish... I had a piece of paper that I could hold up in font of the speech jamming gun, that would keep the gun from being used on me here in The United States... I would write 'Constitution' on it, and then politicians could use it as toilet paper.

[Free libertarian]

Unbeliever !!! Unbeliever !!!  You're goin' to constitution hell !!    Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mad at you!

[Jim Johnson]

Would 'Constitution Hell' be the place where they tell you that you have all of these really great rights, cause they have been written in a "Constitution", and then they take each right away from you when ever you want to exercise one, and then they keep telling you that you should be glad that you have all of these real great rights, and when you use constitution in a sentence you are considered a violent kook?

[Free libertarian]

Hey freedom isn't free y'know! 

[Russell Kanning]

and the system has got you associating the us constitution with our good friend jeff.