The Defence of Winchester

[Jim Johnson]

As you may or may not, and well should know, Keene has chosen to build up its military by adding tank to list military capabilities.  The Keene City Council states that it is a purely defensive addition to their "police force", caused by the threat of terrorists to their Pumpkin Festival; which admittedly is scorned by pumpkin haters all over the world.  None the less, and as any peace advocate will tell you, there has never been a military weapon that has not been used for war.

You should also be aware that Winchester is located on the Ashuelot River, which historically has been a source of industrial power for south western New Hampshire.  Winchester is also a major trader in alcohol, tobacco and explosives with its neighbor to the south; and being so, Winchester is then a prime target to become a slave satellite for the aggressive sociopaths that now inhabit the Keene City Council.

This being the case, it is quite obvious that Winchester should send a 'Peace Delegation' to Keene while secretly building anti-tank fortifications and a shadow "police force" to make Keene believe that Winchester is too strong to be taken by force.

I'm certain that Winchester can rely on the US Federal government for help in the defense of Winchester, just as they have shown support for Keene.

May God help Winchester in its glorious defense.
May God rain his wrath upon Keene.
May God show His mercies to Winchester's fallen children, who shall die in the defense Winchester.

[Tom Sawyer]

Is a Bearcat good enough? Would that insure Winchestershires protection? I say "No Sir!" Superior firepower is the only reasonable course!

[Free libertarian]

Is it just me or does anybody else ever think of "catdog" when they hear or see the word "bearcat"?  Just wondering.

[Pat K]

Johnson for Secretary of war!

I mean um defense!!
Yeah defense!!

[Jim Johnson]

Is it just me or does anybody else ever think of "catdog" when they hear or see the word "bearcat"?  Just wondering.

Bare Kat.

[Kat Kanning]

Is this going to be some sort of Lady Godiva delegation? 

[Jim Johnson]

I think your regular length hair will be fine.

[Jim Johnson]

Is a Bearcat good enough? Would that insure Winchestershires protection? I say "No Sir!" Superior firepower is the only reasonable course!

We should dare to do all that is reasonable.

[KBCraig]

Ninja Johnson welds their doors shut while they aren't looking.

[MaineShark]

Ninja Johnson welds their doors shut while they aren't looking.

A true ninja would do it while they are looking...

[Russell Kanning]

I love idea.
Maybe you guys can let Keene know you are finishing up you nuclear program

[Jim Johnson]

I love idea.
Maybe you guys can let Keene know you are finishing up you nuclear program

Yeah... we could let it sneak out that Winchester is getting nuclear stuff from Vermont Yankee.  Then we could blow up an inter-townal rocket on our launch pad to show them that they are really in trouble.  They would have to send us humanitarian aid cause we're spending all our money on defensive rockets in stead of feeding our children.

[Russell Kanning]

Maybe send rockets back and forth over the river
You need wheat shipments in the winter

[Jim Johnson]

I don't remember how 'The Mouse That Roared' ended.

[KBCraig]

I don't remember how 'The Mouse That Roared' ended.

I think the duchess got her way.

Duchess Lauriana?