Safety demo goes awry

[Tom Sawyer]

No one injured as state fireworks safety demo comes to quick end after explosive mishap



Wankers almost hurt people trying to show them how dangerous fireworks can be. 

Firecracker Joe was not involved. 

[Jim Johnson]

I thought that when you almost blow yourself up, that is an effective demonstration of how dangerous fireworks can be.

...and how stupid you have to be to plug your mortar with a watermelon. 

[Tom Sawyer]

I'm sure the "authorities" will charge them with reckless endangerment.

[Jim Johnson]

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