The Pope is selling indulgences again... cheap.

[Jim Johnson]

Isn't that special?

Papal court handling pardons for sins says contrite Catholics may win 'indulgences' by following World Youth Day on Twitter

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/16/vatican-indulgences-pope-francis-tweets

[Kat Kanning]

Disgusting

[Silent_Bob]

I will withhold comment and merely grin.

[Russell Kanning]

Maybe if they need quick cash they will have a sale.

[Pat K]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6TxjrHPHypA

[dalebert]

http://www.fathersarducci.com/pagetwo.html

On Masturbation: Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)