Alan has a new girl?

[Kat Kanning]

I think he was being conceited rather than gooshy!    

[AlanM]

I think he was being conceited rather than gooshy!? ??

[CNHT]

Well, Alan doesn't have a new girl anymore. It was great while it lasted, but she couldn't get past the age difference, 54/31 C'est la vie. We're still friends.

Age difference? WHAT age difference?? ?

Hey speaking of hookups, Amy and Joel are getting married.
Meanwhile, my new $3,450 rig just arrived.
I've been spiffing up a new song for my mando player, but I changed the words (as I often do to songs) of Pete Yorn's "Life on a Chain" to fit Amy and Joel:


You live on a chain
You share the same last name
As a joke
We sent a bottle of whiskey
As you choked
You said it made you feel dirty
Joel was waitin' over here
For life to begin
Waitin' for a new thing
Amy was his sunshine
She headed up his front line
He was alone,
But she was just around the corner from him!