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Dalebert's Bedtime Stories

Started by dalebert, August 19, 2013, 12:45 PM NHFT

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dalebert

Stay tuned for Dalebert's Bedtime Stories coming up on Flaming Freedom's YouTube channel. They will be very appropriate for this section of the forums!

Pat K

Could I just hit myself in the head with a hammer instead?

Tom Sawyer


Jim Johnson

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 20, 2013, 09:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 19, 2013, 07:55 PM NHFT
Could I just hit myself in the head with a hammer instead?

or

Choke on a donut, you miserable fat fuck.

:o ;D
Good times, good times.

In related news, the price of haggis in Holland took another jump...

Tom Sawyer

#4
Quote from: Jim Johnson on August 20, 2013, 12:06 PM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 20, 2013, 09:48 AM NHFT
Quote from: Pat K on August 19, 2013, 07:55 PM NHFT
Could I just hit myself in the head with a hammer instead?

or

Choke on a donut, you miserable fat fuck.

:o ;D
Good times, good times.

In related news, the price of haggis in Holland took another jump...

Holland is where the people your ancestors killed wore wooden shoes. Scotland was where your people killed my haggis munching ancestors.  :D :P

Anything is better than Dale's Dream World... (back on topic)

Jim Johnson

There.  Now, how hard was that?

A little killing, a little thieving, and bang, right back on target.

Pat K

Yes and doughnut death man was back in town recently.

KBCraig

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on August 20, 2013, 01:09 PM NHFT
Holland is where the people your ancestors killed wore wooden shoes. Scotland was where your people killed my haggis munching ancestors.  :D :P

Anything is better than Dale's Dream World... (back on topic)

Dale dreaming of sheep in bed....  :o

Jim Johnson


Pat K


MaineShark

Quote from: Pat K on August 20, 2013, 06:52 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on August 20, 2013, 04:35 PM NHFTElectric Sheep
A/C OR D/C ?

Electric sheep go both ways.

That's why the androids dream about them.

Does that mean that Dale is an android?

Tom Sawyer

Electric sheep and the androids that like to f*%k them, this week on Dalebert's Bedtime Stories.

or

Doughnut Death Man vs the Belly Bop...
Becky's money is on the Belly Bop!

Pat K

In case any one gives a flying Fuck I'll just leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74vfDkRMJ88

dalebert

Wow. I didn't expect this much activity on the thread before I'd even posted a video. I've got the first one all planned out. Just waiting for my costume to be delivered. It wasn't eligible for Amazon Prime unfortunately.

Pat K

Stop interrupting the Dale. Jeez.