My phone is haunted

[dalebert]

About 2 weeks ago, my phone started speaking to me. It no longer just vibrated or made a tone. Now it would announce message arrivals or people calling me by name. I didn't change any settings. Maybe it was part of some automatic op sys update.

Then earlier today, it announced a new message from Jim Johnson but then nothing was there. No text, no voicemail, no email. Jim, did you psychically attempt to contact me or something?

[Jim Johnson]

There was kind of gay thing in the movie "Barbarella" last night... and you are the 'go to gay guy' in this neighborhood... so, I suppose it's possible.

I don't want to get into the whole 'butt dial' thing.