Snowball raid on Federal Building in Concord

[Russell Kanning]

We can figure out that part. You might not even need to throw one to get the point across.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I intend to be there.

[MaineShark]

Another day, while on my walk I looked down in the gutter (I'm always looking for trash) and saw a black felt hat. My initial thought was that Frosty had melted away. Since it was too cold, I realized it had just blown away. So I picked it up and walked on until I saw a snowman needing one. Frosty was safe for awhile longer.

So that's who took my hat!!

Joe

[Russell Kanning]

Joe is melting
come to the fed building quick ..... we need snowball ammo.

[Pat McCotter]

Yesterday there was snow on the east lawn of the fed building. Tomorrow is a lot of rain. Hmmm...

[Lloyd Danforth]

Quickly Pat!   Make a lot of snowballs and store them in your freezer!

[TackleTheWorld]

How's this sound?

                           January 31, 2006

Federal Employees
Federal Building
55 Pleasant Street
Concord, NH 03301

Dear Federal Employees,

In weighing the costs versus the benefits of associating with the Federal Government, we have come to the conclusion that the costs far outweigh any benefit.  Therefore, we are severing ourselves from any ties from the Feds.  We want no part of illegal, immoral wars on innocents in other countries, as is currently happening in Iraq.  We want no part of illegal, unconstitutional gun confiscations, as recently occurred in New Orleans.  We want no part of the national ID card instituted under the Real ID act of 2005.  We want no part of a government that illegally spies on honest citizens.  We want no part of the kind of government that would perpetrate the atrocities at Waco, TX.   We want no part of the police state brought in through the Patriot Act.  We want no part of torturing any kind of prisoner or detainee.

The abuses of the Federal Government are widespread and accelerating.  They are not limited to a particular administration or political party.  Reconciliation is not possible with the immoral government who ordered Abu Ghraib, Waco, Ruby Ridge.  To continue to pay taxes, vote in elections, work for, or to voluntarily consent to any association with the Federal Government is to condone those hideous acts against mankind.

In order to deliver our message in a lighthearted fashion, we challenge the Federal Employees at 55 Pleasant St. to a snowball fight.  It will be on Saturday, February 11, 2006 outside the Federal Building in Concord.  We'll be there at 2:30 with other members of NHFree.com.  The event will be video taped.  Please, no ice, rocks or bullets.  If Federal Employees decline the invitation, we will aim our snowballs at the bricks of the Federal Building.  Should the snow conditions be unsuitable for snowballs, we will reschedule.

I think that it may be a little too wordy.  I think that the following might be a better invitation.

That's not too wordy, it's an expert mix of abstract and example, of idealism and practicality, of anger and good will.  Can you guess which part Kat wrote and which part Russell did?

[TackleTheWorld]

Jim and Lauren will be there.
If there is no snow on site, we could make a snow run with a trailer or pickup truck. 
Then we'd have the "monopoly on force".  Ha ha.

[Kat Kanning]

I wrote it all   

[Russell Kanning]

Jim and Lauren will be there.
If there is no snow on site, we could make a snow run with a trailer or pickup truck. 
Then we'd have the "monopoly on force".  Ha ha.

Lauren is a diabolical genius ..... lucky we have her on this side of the revolution.

[TackleTheWorld]

I wrote it all   

Oh, I would have guessed that you wrote the powerful serious parts, and Russell wrote the friendly, reconcilitory parts.

In my eyes, you and Russell are the good cop/bad cop of the freedom fight.  The one-two punch of philosophic persuasion. 
"If the first one don't get you then the other one will."

[Russell Kanning]

I am the nut and Kat is the sane one.

[Pat McCotter]

Isn't that what Lauren wrote?

[Kat Kanning]

I like nuts.

[Eli]

Heh heh heh. Nuts. Heh Heh Heh

  Must add propeller nerd beanie to sigfile.