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dalebert

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Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« on: September 30, 2014, 11:39 AM NHFT »

This didn't go over so well on Facebook so maybe it belongs in the TMI section.

Do they have a word for the phobia that yoga is going to squeeze your poop out of you like a tube of toothpaste?
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2014, 01:27 PM NHFT »

This didn't go over so well on Facebook so maybe it belongs in the TMI section.

Do they have a word for the phobia that yoga is going to squeeze your poop out of you like a tube of toothpaste?

Rhypophobia 
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2014, 02:38 PM NHFT »

Rhypophobia

Not exactly what I was describing but probably as close as it's gonna get.
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2014, 03:39 PM NHFT »

I'm going to call it 'thedalething'.

def: thedalething - the phobia that yoga is going to squeeze your poop out of you like a tube of toothpaste.
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2014, 04:44 PM NHFT »

Urban Dictionary worthy?
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2014, 06:05 PM NHFT »

I believe so.
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2014, 07:09 PM NHFT »

I can see why you would be horrified.
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Re: Dale's procrastinating on his yoga thread
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2014, 07:32 PM NHFT »

It's called the prayer twist. This one worries me the most.

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