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Started by Jim Johnson, October 20, 2014, 08:10 AM NHFT

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Jim Johnson

October 20, 2014, 08:10 AM NHFT
"When questioned about their failure to perform as expected, the older recruits replied consistently that when they received their required military haircuts, they could no longer 'sense' the enemy, they could no longer access a 'sixth sense,' their 'intuition' no longer was reliable, they couldn't 'read' subtle signs as well or access subtle extrasensory information."

http://www.whydontyoutrythis.com/2014/03/the-truth-about-long-hair.html?m=1

Free libertarian

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October 20, 2014, 12:33 PM NHFT
When I first saw the title to this thread, I thought surely it was about nose hairs.  Cuz every time I trim the long hairs in my nose I lose track of the trimmers in the hinterlands of the medicine cabinet, UNTIL my nose hairs grow back....coincidence? 

Jim Johnson

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October 20, 2014, 04:21 PM NHFT
Thank You for sharing.

Tom Sawyer

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October 20, 2014, 04:46 PM NHFT Last Edit: October 20, 2014, 08:53 PM NHFT by Tom Sawyer
I think I'll just braiding my nose hairs...

I'd grow my hair long again if it gave me esp and if I wouldn't  look like Bozo with no hair on top.

Johnson and his lustrous hair... he is just itching to let his freak flag fly again!

dalebert

#4
October 20, 2014, 06:08 PM NHFT
You don't need an excuse, Jim. We're libertarians. Grow your hair if you want to.

Jim Johnson

#5
October 20, 2014, 07:32 PM NHFT
Well, now that I have your permission....

Tom Sawyer

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October 20, 2014, 08:52 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on October 20, 2014, 07:32 PM NHFT
Well, now that I have your permission....

Perfect snarky libertarian tone. You pass the test.

Jim Johnson

#7
October 21, 2014, 09:14 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on October 20, 2014, 08:52 PM NHFT
Quote from: Jim Johnson on October 20, 2014, 07:32 PM NHFT
Well, now that I have your permission....

Perfect snarky libertarian tone. You pass the test.

I've been practicing.

blackie

#8
October 21, 2014, 07:13 PM NHFT
I stopped getting haircuts about two years ago.

Brushing hair kinda sucks. I didn't have to brush or comb my hair from 1996 to 2013.

Tom Sawyer

#9
October 21, 2014, 08:36 PM NHFT
Quote from: blackie on October 21, 2014, 07:13 PM NHFT
I stopped getting haircuts about two years ago.

Brushing hair kinda sucks. I didn't have to brush or comb my hair from 1996 to 2013.

Hippy and a doper...  :icon_pirat: ;)

MTPorcupine3

#10
November 06, 2014, 06:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: Tom Sawyer on October 20, 2014, 04:46 PM NHFT

I'd grow my hair long again if it gave me esp and if I wouldn't  look like Bozo with no hair on top.


I used to let that discourage me too, till I decided to just keep the top covered with a bandana or tuque.

Russell Kanning

#11
November 29, 2014, 02:52 PM NHFT
I might have to go with long hair just to make Tom Sawyer jealous.
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