Cardboard Sled Race 2015

[Tom Sawyer]

[Pat K]

 

[Jim Johnson]

Snidely Whiplash is jealous. 

[dalebert]

Will there still be snow by then?

[Jim Johnson]

They have the technology to make snow.

Why, you might ask, would anyone make snow?

...to slide on.

...and is that supposed to a a thing that people would want?

Yes.  People pay to slide on man made snow.

That's ridiculous.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Na ah.

Ah ha.

Nope.

Stop it.

I'm not doing it.

Shut up.

You shut up.

MOM!

[Free libertarian]

...as Jim's senility progressed he imagined it was 1966 and he was in the way back of the family station wagon again.

[Tom Sawyer]

66 Buick station wagon, dang car was a lemon from the start. Mysterious random brake failure is a great feature for family outings.

[dalebert]

They have the technology to make snow.

Okay, but... like... why not just have it a couple months earlier?

[Jim Johnson]

Special events are suppose to draw visitors and are distributed across the ski season.

I'd say more... but the jackals...

[Tom Sawyer]

I don't appreciate being called a jackal!

Again Jim is too modest... he doesn't want to brag about the Steam Punk Snow Machine Technology he created that shoots snow out ahead of the sled. No snow, no problem for Team Robo-Porcupine!

[Tom Sawyer]

Rare archival photo from back in their Vegas days.
The Canario/Johnson Daredevil Show.

Lots of Wall of Death acts out there, their's was the only one that rode with a lion!

[Russell Kanning]

yowza

[Jim Johnson]

That was a cool car, you should have heard it roar.

[dalebert]

Again Jim is too modest... he doesn't want to brag about the Steam Punk Snow Machine Technology he created that shoots snow out ahead of the sled. No snow, no problem for Team Robo-Porcupine!

Like Iceman!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FJNBRP8P0

[Jim Johnson]

More like Frozone.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Frozone&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=U54IVcrIMfCxsASkwYHYDg&ved=0CCEQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=585