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Author Topic: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.  (Read 238 times)

dalebert

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Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« on: June 13, 2015, 01:43 PM NHFT »

Nose irrigation
Salty water out my mouth
It touched my boogars
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Pat K

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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2015, 12:35 AM NHFT »

Nose irrigation
Salty water out my mouth
It touched my boogars

Booger boy
Shut up your big mouth
You're touched in head
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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2015, 04:55 PM NHFT »

Nose irrigation
Salty water out my mouth
It touched my boogars

Booger boy
Shut up your big mouth
You're touched in head

Big belly bopper
Go fetch me another beer
Choke on a doughnut
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dalebert

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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2015, 09:00 PM NHFT »

Good to know you guys have some culture.
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Pat K

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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2015, 02:24 AM NHFT »

Yes, yes it is.
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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2015, 08:16 AM NHFT »

Haaa choo haiku
sneezy snot gets caught
mustache color disguises
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dalebert

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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2015, 08:23 AM NHFT »

Pat and Free Libertarian, you don't actually know how to do a haiku right, do you?
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Re: Ode to Nasal Irrigation. My first haiku.
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2015, 08:53 PM NHFT »

Pat and Free Libertarian, you don't actually know how to do a haiku right, do you?


  I am haiku deficient, I think it's a mineral imbalance or something.   ;D
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