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Author Topic: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.  (Read 2155 times)

Tom Sawyer

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Re: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.
« Reply #60 on: December 12, 2015, 09:11 AM NHFT »

Hey Tom. I called the headquarters on the Maine coast and Becky said you were down with your NSA buddies. We had fun talking and I think I heard the ex-president say he was ready for you to "bring it on old man" in reference to bootcamp tactics.

 ;D

Dang it, no one is afraid of me anymore... see what happens when you stop punching people in the face!
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Russell Kanning

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Re: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.
« Reply #61 on: December 12, 2015, 03:00 PM NHFT »

yep some of us are going soft in their old age
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Re: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.
« Reply #62 on: December 12, 2015, 10:11 PM NHFT »

yep some of us are going soft in their old age

  T.M.I.    :)
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Tom Sawyer

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Re: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.
« Reply #63 on: December 13, 2015, 03:11 PM NHFT »

yep some of us are going soft in their old age

  T.M.I.    :)

My uncle always said, and you have to imagine this in an Alabama accent... "The older the buck, the harder the horn."
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Re: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.
« Reply #64 on: December 13, 2015, 10:58 PM NHFT »

The Speech

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin.

When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing. Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."


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Re: Punch the guy who viciously insults your partner.
« Reply #65 on: December 20, 2015, 09:42 PM NHFT »

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