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Are Free Stater legislators going to stop this bit of government tyranny?

Started by Jay, March 02, 2016, 06:38 PM NHFT

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Jim Johnson

I want to know when they're going do something meaningful about football fucking monkeys!

Free libertarian

  It looks like artificial insemination could be outlawed if I read parts of the bill correctly.

  Also, I apologize...I didn't know any good bestiality jokes and didn't want to run off half cocked with a lamb er, lame attempt. 

Jim Johnson

Breeding as a hobby or not for profit is definitely out.

...the 4H is going to be in big trouble.

MaineShark

Apparently, the committee amended the bill before recommending it OTP.  I haven't read the new version, but it was claimed that the amendments address the issues related to breeding animals as a hobby and such.


Free libertarian

Quote from: blackie on March 04, 2016, 06:54 AM NHFT
Kyle Tasker was going to try to stop it, but he is going to be busy for a while.

http://freekeene.com/2016/03/03/state-rep-kyle-tasker-arrested-for-victimless-crimes-facing-60-years-in-prison/


Ironic that so far Tasker's "crime" amounts to being a thought crime and no actual non consenting victim has been identified.     If "they" do a brain scan and he's found to have thought about having sex with a sheep, maybe they should put him jail longer for thinking about that too? 

As a disclaimer,  I do not condone a person engaging in sex with a partner unable to consent, be they man or beast or hybrid.


Tom Sawyer

I say why stop at the dog fuckers? Necrophiliacs and cannibals are an untapped constituency.

Might play into the whole any press is good press mindset.

Free libertarian

Quote from: Tom Sawyer on March 04, 2016, 02:27 PM NHFT
I say why stop at the dog fuckers? Necrophiliacs and cannibals are an untapped constituency.

Might play into the whole any press is good press mindset.


Okay a bit off topic, but your post brought up a question.

How come if cats do it erm "doggy style" too, only canines get credit for that position ?  Seems blatantly biased against cats.   Can I write my Congressman a letter and they can work on this or something?



Okay, back on topic now...At least if a person IS a necrophiliac AND a cannibal that can get rid of the evidence if they do things in the proper sequence. 

Becky Thatcher

 :rofl:  Dang I love the Underground!!

Sorry Tom for stealing your word.  ;D 8)

Tom Sawyer

Quote from: Becky Thatcher on March 04, 2016, 05:03 PM NHFT
:rofl:  Dang I love the Underground!!

Sorry Tom for stealing your word.  ;D 8)

Well little missy ya stole my heart, why not my words?

This thread has me listening to Nine Inch Nails-Closer.