Porc builders - In need of

[Mark D. Jacobsen]

http://freestatefiles.com/album/

Hello world.
It took a long time but this project is complete.
Moving to NH is tougher than I thought it would be.
Thanks to Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn our house became 90% operational.
We are impressed with the work and craftsmanship.
Sorry the truck went out on the way home, I bet that really sucked!
The clothes line, dog run, deck, gift-bench, handrails, cement pads, patio & more secure doors are major improvements.

We had to get french doors because we are so close to Montreal apparently.

I would recommend closing the thread but there haven't been enough one liners yet.

[Russell Kanning]

and there will always be another repair next summer or the summer after that.

[Tom Sawyer]

and there will always be another repair next summer or the summer after that.

Sorry, Stooges policy is we can't build past 90%

A- is the best grade we can get.

[Russell Kanning]

I might have to come there and be your salesman .... nope sorry ma'am we can't take any project past 80 maybe 90% ... just too much pressure.
wait a minute .... Tom Sawyer is the salesman. I can come in with my adding machine and green visor and say we aren't allowed to go past 90%
Jim stands there with a tool saying "can we start now?"
PatK needs to come in as our competition "Money Pit" movie style.

[Tom Sawyer]

I might have to come there and be your salesman .... nope sorry ma'am we can't take any project past 80 maybe 90% ... just too much pressure.
wait a minute .... Tom Sawyer is the salesman. I can come in with my adding machine and green visor and say we aren't allowed to go past 90%
Jim stands there with a tool saying "can we start now?"
PatK needs to come in as our competition "Money Pit" movie style.

Exactly as the scene should be performed in the musical... of course we would all be singing our parts.


Stooges in Shire Shenanigans

[Jim Johnson]

...needs a poster.  ....the script will write its self.

[Tom Sawyer]

...needs a poster.  ....the script will write its self.

That was the Roger Corman approach. I always thought it would be cool to be the king of the B movies.

[Mark D. Jacobsen]

"Three Stooges Construction --
Tom Sawyer, Jiminator, and the fool who hired them"

There needs to be a movie poster.

[Russell Kanning]

that's a good one

[Tom Sawyer]

An oldie but goodie...



An oldie and not so goodie...

[Russell Kanning]

yikes

[Jim Johnson]

Sucker done messed up that time.