International Becky Thatcher Day

[KBCraig]

http://www.trendingmail.com/2016/04/annual-holiday-celebrating-world-naked.html

If there ever was a day to plant your seed, it's May 2.

That's because it's World Naked Gardening Day, an annual event where people are supposed to drop their drawers and get down and dirty.

Now in its 10th year, World Naked Gardening Day is traditionally celebrated the first Saturday in May.

[Tom Sawyer]

Probably easier to spot the ticks.   

[Free libertarian]

  I'm a tick magnet.  Never once had to buy any of 'em a drink and they all wanted to suck me.

[MaineShark]

The first Saturday in May is the 7th, this year, unless my calendar is screwing with me...

[KBCraig]

The first Saturday in May is the 7th, this year, unless my calendar is screwing with me...

Yeah, I caught that it was a re-post.

[Tom Sawyer]

Here's a shot we got working in our garden.

[Jim Johnson]

Who is she "gardening" with?

[Tom Sawyer]

Who is she "gardening" with?

Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.

I wouldn't mind her "entertaining" if they'd do some of the dang chores around here. 

[MaineShark]

Who is she "gardening" with?

Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.

You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide.  All in how you interpret it!

[Tom Sawyer]

Who is she "gardening" with?

Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.

You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide.  All in how you interpret it!

Yeah, what he said. Take that Johnson!

[Jim Johnson]

Who is she "gardening" with?

Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.

You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide.  All in how you interpret it!

Yeah, what he said. Take that Johnson!

I guess we should split this off into a delusional subthread.

[Tom Sawyer]

Did ya really have to pop my bubble?   

[KBCraig]

Who is she "gardening" with?

Hey, wait a minute! I suppose that is to imply that I don't have the body of Adonis.

You could instead assume that he was complimenting you by implying that the watering can isn't large enough to hide what it's there to hide.  All in how you interpret it!

Yeah, what he said. Take that Johnson!

Commas are critical in a thread about naked Johnsons.

[Tom Sawyer]

[Russell Kanning]

I was gunna say that that guy was too short to be you