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Author Topic: Police Shoot Department Store Mannequin 67 Times After Mistaking it for Gunman  (Read 187 times)

Silent_Bob

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http://realnewsrightnow.com/2016/08/police-shoot-department-store-mannequin-67-times-mistaking-gunman/

SCRANTON, Pa. – While responding to a call about a suspicious person in the vicinity of Viewmont Mall early Sunday morning, Scranton police opened fire on a discarded department store mannequin which they initially believed was a man armed with a handgun.

The mishap began shortly after 12:15 a.m. on Sunday morning when police received a call about a possible homeless man lurking in the alley behind the Macy’s department store on Viewmont Drive. Officers arrived on the scene to find what they believed was a muscular African-American man standing idly behind a dumpster. “The individual in question was dressed in a tan hoodie-style sweatshirt and appeared to be naked from the waist down,” Major Howard Colvin told the Scranton Times.

A Macy’s employee who agreed to speak to FOX 25 News on condition of anonymity confirmed that the dark grey semi-flexible mannequin had been thrown out Saturday night due to a faulty display stand. “Our officers attempted to communicate with the suspect in an effort to resolve the matter peacefully,” Major Colvin explained. However, because of the way the mannequin was stationed by the dumpster and likely due to the fact that its arms were positioned at an angle by its sides, police believed it was reaching for a weapon.

“When the suspect failed to comply with the officers demands, they responded with appropriate force given the perceived nature of the threat,” Colvin told reporters. It wasn’t until after Scranton police had fired over sixty-five rounds into the mannequin’s back, legs, and upper torso, that they discovered their suspect was made of wire and fiberglass rather than flesh and bone. “When the individual didn’t immediately respond to having been shot, officers realized something wasn’t right,” Colvin said.

In an effort to prevent future mishaps, Scranton authorities are asking local businesses to take extra care to properly disassemble mannequins and other human-like statues prior to disposal.
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Tom Sawyer

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If he had just complied with the officers instructions...     ;D

This is just too funny, ya can't make this stuph up.
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  As a further word of caution, the police chief asked that any discarded blow up dolls please be deflated prior to disposal, lest the cops do a mistaken dumpster side cavity search. 
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This is just too funny, ya can't make this stuph up.
I would go the other way, and say it has to be made up.

http://fakenewswatch.com/realnewsrightnow-com

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WithoutAPaddle

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This is just too funny, ya can't make this stuph up.
I would go the other way, and say it has to be made up.

http://fakenewswatch.com/realnewsrightnow-com

From the above linked, fakenewswatch.com

"No, President Obama cannot use an Executive Order to allow himself to remain President. "

Actually, whether Obama can use an Executive Order to allow himself to remain as President is technically an open question of law, because the issue has never been heard by an appellate court of proper jurisdiction.
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