A little humor.....

[Otosan]

Sleepy Austrian Village
F'ing Mad Over Thefts

can not copy\paste story so you will have to go to (those who are easly offended please do not go there)

http://www.rense.com/general72/sleepy.htm

[Kat Kanning]

F'cking little humor there.

[BillyC]

 

[Braddogg]

I wonder what the FCC would do to a newscast that tried to read that article . . . .

Very funny    I wish I knew the author's name . . . and the copyeditor's name -- they're my new, 12-hour heroes 

[KBCraig]

Graham Norton did a hilarious segment, where he called an Austrian travel agent and asked for a trip there, and "Is F'ing very popular in Austria?" "Tell me what you know about F'ing." "Have you ever been to F'ing? Do you like F'ing?"

[Pat K]

At least it's name is not =No Fucking.

[Kat Kanning]

The main street in that town could be No Fucking Way.

[Lloyd Danforth]

It could intersect with:   Way!

[Lloyd Danforth]

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire
engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and
you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed
as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous
situation?

Answer below






  Answer:

   Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk!

[Pat McCotter]

 

[Pat K]

LOL, That happend to me once.

[intergraph19]

LOL  You gotta love the Germans and thier fun to say words.  ^_^  I know I do!

[Kat Kanning]

LOL  You gotta love the Germans and thier fun to say words.  ^_^  I know I do!

Translation:  Intergraph loves Fucking?

[intergraph19]

LOL  You gotta love the Germans and thier fun to say words.  ^_^  I know I do!

Translation:  Intergraph loves Fucking?

I'm not even going to touch that.  I'm being a good kitty. :x

[AlanM]

 The Pope and a Rabbi


Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope won, they would have to leave.

The Jewish people met and picked an aged, but wise Rabbi Moishe to represent them in the debate. However, as Moishe spoke no Italian, and the Pope spoke no Yiddish, they all agreed that it would be a "silent" debate.

On the chosen day, the Pope and Rabbi Moishe sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.

Rabbi Moishe looked back and raised one finger.

Next, the Pope waved his finger around his head.

Rabbi Moishe pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope then brought out a communion wafer and a chalice of wine.

Rabbi Moishe pulled out an apple.

With that, the Pope stood up and declared that he was beaten, that Rabbi Moishe was too clever, and that the Jews could stay.

Later, the Cardinals met with the Pope, asking what had happened. The Pope said, "First, I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there is still only one God common to both our beliefs. Then, I waved my finger to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground to show that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us of all our sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of the original sin. He had me beaten and I could not continue."

Meanwhile the Jewish community was gathered around Rabbi Moishe "How did you win the debate?" they asked.

"I haven't a clue," said Moishe. "First he said to me that we had three days to get out of Italy, so I gave him the finger. Then he tells me that the whole country would be cleared of Jews and I said to him, we're staying right here."

"And then what?" ask ed a woman.

"Who knows?" said Moishe, "He took out his lunch, so I took out mine."