Real Men of Genius?

[Caleb]

So ... today, we were talking about making some spoof fsp videos based on the beer commercials "real men of genius".  We could parody little commercials, based on the types of people who are affiliated with the fsp.

So far ... we've got:

1)  Mr. gun cleaner
2)  Mr. obsessed with privacy
3)  Mr. moved 3000 miles just to run for a boring local office
4)  Mr. planning New Hampshire's independence from South Dakota
5)  Mr. IT guy

Any more ideas?

Caleb

[Pat K]

How about =MR. Thinks he can drink people under the table.

[Caleb]

 

[Caleb]

So here's an audio link to the originals...

http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2004/10/bud_light_real.html

Weren't there television spots too?

Caleb

[Jared]

only objection i have about this is that glenn beck ("conservative" talk show/tv host) already spoofs those commercials quite often.

[FTL_Ian]

I don't like it.  We have some genius women in this movement!   

[KBCraig]

I love the spots. I don't have any ideas for spoofs.

Sorry, Mister "Dresses Like An Indian With A Cigar And Carries A Pitchfork, Running For Congress But Really Not".

[Jared]

I don't like it.  We have some genius women in this movement!   

good point. not to mention, i think those commercials are supposed to be sarcastic

[Fluff and Stuff]

How about MR likes to look at my butt 

[MobileDigit]

4)  Mr. planning New Hampshire's independence from South Dakota

I don't understand this one.

[Russell Kanning]

We salute you ... Mr. Don Quioxote wannabe (nothin' but a wannabe) ...... you tilt at windmills in NH and never make any "real" political progress. (lookin silly in your gandhi diaper) ... You mislead others with your delusions of grandeur.. (nobodies paying attention) You will never topple the Federal government but you deserve to crack open an ice cold porcupine ale for trying buddy ...... heres to you [lifts glass]

We will have to get a feel for how long each sentence can be and to match the (singing voiceovers).

[Russell Kanning]

Mr. Free State politico

You think you can change the system from inside. (hasn't got a clue)
You get excited whenever a polititian gives you the time of day (they are only humoring you sucker)


and so forth.

[Russell Kanning]

http://thefuntimesguide.com/movabletype/archives/2005/03/gizoogle_snoop.html

mr. gangsta rap posse member

[Russell Kanning]

Jeremy-Gilby-dot-com presents, Real American Heroes

      *singing* Real American Heroes

We salute you, Mr. Gramatically-Incorrect Protester Guy

      Mister Gramatically-Incorrect Protester Guy

So unsung is the silent art of political dissent and protest.

      ?Iraq No War FIGHT!?

So unheralded are the great orations of the day

      ?NO WMD no Vote no way?

Who else delivers the true message to all Americans everyday in a clear consise manner?

      ?Dont Hate the Game hate America?

So crack open a cold one, Mr. Grad student, cause you don?t deliver it either.

      Mister Gramatically-Incorrect Protester Guy

http://www.jeremygilby.com/?p=458

[Russell Kanning]

    Jeremy-Gilby-Dot-Com presents: Real American Heroes

          *Singing* Real American Heroes

    We salute you, Mr. Democratic Presidential Hopeful

          Mister Democratic-Presidential-Hopeful!

    Sure the reigning president has the public and the military behind him, that doesn?t stop you.

          Don?t STOP me now!

    No, your angry, your friends are angry, and you want to make EVERYONE angry.

          *Chorus* We?re all angry with you

    And who cares if there are 9 other Democratic-Presidential-Hopefuls? You?re the man we want to see.

          I am the man!

    So crack open a cold one, Mr. Democratic Presidential Hopeful, because if you get the nomination, GWB is sure to get re-elected.

          Mister Democratic-Presidential-Hopeful

    Anheuser-Busch: St. Louis, Missouri