Smiting Nooneimportant

[Russell Kanning]

Why can I only "smite" nooneimportant once a day?

[intergraph19]

LOL  Now why would that be a problem?

[Russell Kanning]

I am preparing for a smite war with nooneimportant and need to destroy his lead.

[Kat Kanning]

Bad Russell 

[Russell Kanning]

I have been power smote

[intergraph19]

LMAO  Never irritate the woman. 

[AlanM]

I have been power smote

Never in the history of male/female relations has any man been caused to suffer such powerful smoting. Chin up, Russell. If you can endure this, then someday, my son, you will be a man.

[Russell Kanning]

I wasn't even hassling Kat....and yet she smote me without provocation

[AlanM]

Sometimes one good smote deserves another. Smotes are very unpredictable. My ex-wife used to smote me quite regularly, though never did she use the dreaded POWER SMOTE.

[Kat Kanning]

I thought you wanted a smote war.  Didn't you?  I thought I was giving you what you wanted. 


eeeelk!  he's pulling me from the keyboard!

[Kat Kanning]

Don't let him  fool ya, he loves being smote 

[AlanM]

Russell,
Why not take this before the Smote Arbitration Board? I happen to know the Big Chief Arbitrator, Mr. Nooneimportant. ?

[Kat Kanning]

You know, Alan's looking primed for some smites!   

[Russell Kanning]

Exactly...now you are talking...I have a grievance

[Russell Kanning]

Can you smite a moderator and protector of the innocent?