CD through illegal sex

[cathleeninnh]

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14235934/

Doesn't Cal give massages?

Cathleen

[lildog]

"The case is before a judge and could be decided this month, with LaRae Fjellman facing a fine and possibly loss of her license."

Um... who turned them in to begin with?

[Lloyd Danforth]

I heard about this listening to Facist Howie Carr on the radio.  Even he agreed it was a stupid law to have on the books, much less, enforce.

[FTL_Ian]

So what ludicrous sex laws does NH have on the books?

[Dreepa]

And I thought the article was going to be about 'Happy Endings'.

[Kat Kanning]

Dreepa's on a roll this morning.

I don't know about NH laws, but I recently found out that VT has no nudity laws.

[Lloyd Danforth]

We need to push the legislature to give us the same rights as Vermonters in the nudity area!

we need


"Vermont Hairy"  rights!


best I could do on short notice.

[Recumbent ReCycler]

So in MN massage therapists can't give massages to and have sex with their spouses without risking their licenses?  ??? That is retarded. 

[slim]

That seems insane. Shouldn't the government have reviewed the business records before giving the permit for the marriage??

[burnthebeautiful]

So in MN massage therapists can't give massages to and have sex with their spouses without risking their licenses?  ??? That is retarded. 

You can probably have sex with people you've given massages to, as long they don't pay for the massage, it's probably the actual paying for the massage that makes you a "client".

This law really is stupid, though. People meet girlfriends and boyfriends through work all the time. Making that illegal is ridiculous.

[Pat K]

And I thought the article was going to be about 'Happy Endings'.

Just don't consent to the wax job.

[lildog]

So in MN massage therapists can't give massages to and have sex with their spouses without risking their licenses?  ??? That is retarded. 

The article says they must wait 2 years... wonder how they came up with that time period.

Now as I read this though, you could have sex and THEN get the message as long as you don't go back to that same girl for the 2 year period.   

I agree though with the other line of thinking... we should start looking up NH sex laws.  I'll see what I can find on that subject.

[lildog]

Found the NH sex laws...

http://www.nh.gov/nhsl/liblaw/

RSA 645 Public Indecency

Chapter 650 Obscene Matter

[aries]

650:2 Offenses. –
    I. A person is guilty of a misdemeanor if he commits obscenity when, with knowledge of the nature of content thereof, he:
       (a) Sells, delivers or provides, or offers or agrees to sell, deliver or provide, any obscene material; or
       (b) Presents or directs an obscene play, dance or performance, or participates in that portion thereof which makes it obscene; or
       (c) Publishes, exhibits or otherwise makes available any obscene material; or
       (d) Possesses any obscene material for purposes of sale or other commercial dissemination; or
       (e) Sells, advertises or otherwise commercially disseminates material, whether or not obscene, by representing or suggesting that it is obscene.
    II. A person who commits any of the acts specified in subparagraphs (a) through (e) of paragraph I with knowledge that such act involves a child in material deemed obscene pursuant to this chapter is guilty of:
       (a) A class B felony if such person has had no prior convictions in this state or another state for the conduct described in this paragraph;
       (b) A class A felony if such person has had one or more prior convictions in this state or another state for the conduct described in this paragraph.
    III. For the second and for each subsequent violation of paragraph I, such person shall be guilty of a class B felony.

Source. 1971, 518:1. 1976, 46:4. 1977, 199:2. 1983, 448:3. 1994, 60:2, eff. Jan. 1, 1995.

650:4 Justifiable and Non-Commercial Private Dissemination. – It is an affirmative defense to prosecution under this chapter that dissemination was restricted to:
    I. Institutions or persons having scientific, educational, governmental or other similar justification for possessing obscene material; or
    II. Non-commercial dissemination to personal associates of the accused who are not under 18 years of age.

I really don't understand this... I'm pretty sure selling Playboys isn't illegal in NH... am I reading the law wrong?

[mraaron]

Section 207:6
    207:6 Ferrets. ? No person, while hunting or obviously on his way to or from hunting, shall have a ferret in his possession, custody or control.
Source. 1935, 124:1. RL 241:5.

I can't make this stuff up, really.