You might be a Nazi/Fascist/Totalitarian IF ...

[Russell Kanning]

.... if you want to bomb Muslims back into the stone age.

[maxxoccupancy]

...if "No Child Left Behind" refers to a child's left butt cheek.

...if everything is "for the children."

..if the police break down your door, shove a shotgun in your face, and you feel more secure.

...if the war on terror makes you "feel safer in your home."

...if you consider George "Dubya" to be an intellectual.

...if you believe that victory in the "war on --- " is right around the corner.

[Rifkinn]

...if you treat peaceful protestors as criminals

[toowm]

... you appreciate TSA groping and are pleased not to worry about tootpaste and deoderant.

... you think public schools make America strong.

[tracysaboe]

... you think public schools make America strong.

Nah, that makes you a comunist.

Tracy

[maxxoccupancy]

... you appreciate TSA groping and are pleased not to worry about tootpaste and deoderant.

... you think public schools make America strong.

That's the best one yet.  How about this

...if you agreed with Sen. Gregg's assertion that there have to be limits to free speech on college campuses.  You can't have John Q. Public openly questioning the government, can you.

--Max