Grain stockpiles at lowest for 25 years

[AlanM]

Time to stock up on wheat and corn!

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0c021878-5a16-11db-8f16-0000779e2340.html

[Pat K]

Is the BEER level safe?

[AlanM]

Is the BEER level safe?

You have been hoarding the hops, haven't you?

[Pat K]

Damn,got to add hops to the list.

[AlanM]

Damn,got to add hops to the list.

Don't forget the skips and the jumps. 

[AlanM]

Shorty used to make near beer. It was as near to tasting like beer as he could get it.

[KBCraig]

Shorty used to make near beer. It was as near to tasting like beer as he could get it.

My father, who relayed to me the tale of Shorty's visit to Arkansas, used to joke about the cans of Blue Ribbon malt for sale in grocery stores during his childhood, which carried a notice on the label: "Warning: do not mix the contents of this can with x amount of water and y amount of yeast and allow to ferment for 14 days, which will produce beer, which is illegal."

Thanks for the warning. 

[Dave Ridley]

dada seconds that!