Letter from Lauren!!!!

[Spencer]

I'm dropping a copy of that in the mail to Lauren.

Thanks for that.  Let's hope it doesn't get confiscated.

[Braddogg]

Chime
    commemoration for Lauren.

Lauren's birthday, the 23rd is the same as Festivus...  :
"A Festivus for the rest of us!!" (Seinfeld reference)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Can we challenge Lauren's captors to the "feats of strength"?

[Jim Johnson]

In the spirit of Festivus, I challenge any Connecticut law officer to a Lauren Canario lifting contest.
It took 4 officers to lift her the first time she was arrested.  The second time she was arrested it took 2 officers and one of them hurt his back while doing it.
I claim that I can carry Lauren Canario, by my self, farther then any two Connecticut law officers.
I will be in Niantic, CT on the 23rd of December, if your smarter than a New London police officer, you'll know where I'll be.

[Russell Kanning]

But you will be "victimized" by Lauren also.

[KBCraig]

But you will be "victimized" by Lauren also.

It will have been 92 days. I imagine there would be a whole lot of mutual "victimizing" going on. 

[Jim Johnson]

I believe that I am victimized by the inadequates of little badge wearing fairies.
I have willingly carried Lauren Canario in at least 5 different foreign nations, 6 contiguous as well as 2 noncontiguos States and maybe two US Territories.  I am personally offended by Connecticut law officers contention that it takes more than one law officer to pick up Lauren Canario or that one can be harmed in that activity.

Lauren Canario herself takes any opportunity she can to carry me, I am twice her weight.
Lauren Canario, while serving in the US ARMY, was asked by a Staff Sgt., "What where you doing with Pvt. Jonson?", she answered, "I toss him up and down and I catch him, why?"

I believe that the "Feats of Strength" as practiced during Festivus or a large paper bag full of money as is the Connecticut tradition, will satisfy the onerous offence that has been committed upon me.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Not that there is anything wrong with being a fairiy.

[Jim Johnson]

I have made a mistake comparing large cigar smoking fairys to law enforcment personel.  Fairys are perfectly fine people who are incorrectly associated with people having poor upper body strength.

[Tom Sawyer]

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Over at Strike the Root... you can vote in the poll at the top right of the page.
http://www.strike-the-root.com/

Lauren Canario is in second place for Freedom Fighter of the Year.
http://www.strike-the-root.com/62/ffoty.html

[Tom Sawyer]

Couldn't sleep... one reason, thinking about Lauren's situation.

Banner I made yesterday.


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[Jim Johnson]

When I spray paint the TYVEK gray it has a textual patern simular to the back ground of your Banner. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

...and you're spraying the TYVEK......Why?

[Tom Sawyer]

A large banner from the left over housewrap. 

[Tom Sawyer]

When I spray paint the TYVEK gray it has a textual patern simular to the back ground of your Banner. 

I love it when a plan comes together...

That is the concrete you and Lauren porridged on the basement wall.