the Three Best Things in Life

[Braddogg]

WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN LIFE?

Here's two of 'em:

She does have beautiful eyes.

[Friday]

The dirt nap... of course I guess that isn't exactly during your life.

hehe... never heard that one before. 

As for answering the question correctly, you guys are weak! You deserve to be overrun by Mongol hordes!! The answer's on freakin' Wikipedia, fercrissakes.  I may need to requisition Kevin's house for a Conan video party. 

[Pat K]

Probably have night mares of being trapped, mongol hordes on one side
and transilvanian  transexuals on the other.

[Tom Sawyer]

Mongol General: "What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

See I knew there would be chicks involved.

Ah lamentations...

[CNHT]

My top three would be:

1. Sex
2. Money
3. Rock n' Roll

[Lloyd Danforth]

Add Drugs and that would describe a 'libertarian Hippie'

[Raineyrocks]

Lets see.............hmmm.......

1. World Peace (I know it's corny sounding but it would be so nice)
2. Winning a huge lottery jackpot
3.  Being stranded (with fancy umbrella drinks and fruit) on a deserted island with my husband

[Lloyd Danforth]

You could arrange #3 after realizing #2, leaving yourself options (in case being stranded doesn't holdup) and still having another #3 wish.

[Raineyrocks]

You could arrange #3 after realizing #2, leaving yourself options (in case being stranded doesn't holdup) and still having another #3 wish.

Huh? Lloyd it's too early in the morning, your confusing me!

[Lloyd Danforth]

   


       1. World Peace

       2. Win huge lottery


       Take some of your winnings and arrange to be stranded on an island.  If being stranded doesn't live up to your fantasy or you get an itch to play with your money, you can leave.


       You still have Wish # 3 left!
       

[Raineyrocks]

I think I get it now Lloyd but putting lottery winnings as #2, I already have a way to get off the island.  No, maybe I'm not getting it because that doesn't sound right either.
Drats, I knew I was the twin that was dropped on her head when I was a baby!

If I had 3 wishes to choose from I have to state a 3rd option even with my lottery winnings, right?  Am I missing something here,Lloyd?  Besides some brain cells of course. 

Maybe this will help , I don't know, I only wanted to hit the lottery to help people, and I didn't want to be stranded on the damn island forever with my husband cause he'd get on my nerves too much. So........maybe some of the people I help with the lottery winnings would rescue me if I call them with my real expensive cell phone that I purchased from my lottery winnings.
Do you ever regret responding to my posts?

[Lloyd Danforth]

Practically never

[CNHT]

Add Drugs and that would describe a 'libertarian Hippie'

..or a retired dirty old lady... <chuckle>

I don't do drugs, but you can if you wish!

[toowm]

WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST THINGS IN LIFE?

Here's two of 'em:

Actually that character does have a concealed courier pouch, but just one, not two.

While reading before the answer I couldn't remember the first two, but somehow "lamentations of the women" stuck with me for 20 year. Maybe I'm a closet misogynist.