Dr. Russell says...

[Tom Sawyer]

He's ruining it for the rest of us again.


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[Kat Kanning]

omg...I think my face is turning purple, laughing

[Kevin Bean]

Imagine the Economic Rent I'll get from the whole world!

[Russell Kanning]

Evilcorp has almost finished its super secret underground hidout. Or is it on an island off hampton beach?

That is a truly disturbing outfit. I sense his other hand is tucked behind Dr. Stranglove style.

[Russell Kanning]

Imagine the Economic Rent I'll get from the whole world!

$1 million dollars!

[Kat Kanning]

He's sounding more like Darth Vader than Dr. Evil.

[Caleb]

Don't you mean ... "One ... Milllllllllllllion ... dollars" 

[Tom Sawyer]

I want frikin sharks with laser beams on their heads!

[Caleb]

Is that too much to ask, people?

[Kevin Bean]

As long as they leave as many lasers in as good condition for the rest of the sharks.

[Russell Kanning]

throw me a bone here people

[slim]

Is it a hollowed out volcano like I asked?  ???

[Tom Sawyer]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.
Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.
In the spring we'd make meat helmets.
When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
At the age of 12 I received my first scribe.
At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

[Russell Kanning]

 


We will put these politicians on this overly complicated death contraption....
close these steel doors ... and assume they are taken care of.

[Lloyd Danforth]

I don't get whats going on here.  Roger has, quite clearly, gone insane and russell just goes on like nothing happened