Daily quotes

[Pat K]

I have never regretted that I chose to "take the red pill." But there are days, just rarely, when the truth is so ugly, so brutal, so unmerciful, so relentless, that even if I wouldn't rip the truth from the wall socket and hurl it out the window to crash on the sidewalk below, I wouldn't mind if it featured a snooze button so we could savor just a few more moments in slumbered pretension and warm, fuzzy lies pulled snugly up over our heads.
--Penguins Scare Me

[Kat Kanning]

So true.

[Pat K]

"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."

George Carlin

[Beth221]

you are not drunk unless you have to hold onto the floor. 

(i forgot who said it.)

[Pat K]

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."

Dan Quayle

[Pat K]

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
Linda Ellerbee

[Kat Kanning]

The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money. – Alexis de Tocqueville

[Pat K]

"A hangover is just Beer's way of reminding you you shouldn't have stopped."
Pat S. channeling the God of Hops at Gabby's Bar in Toronto.

[Pat K]

"If you don't drink in the morning, you can't be drunk all day."
Uncle Tom breaking out philosophy and the first beer of the morning.

[Tom Sawyer]

Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must first be overcome.
- Samuel Johnson

[Kat Kanning]

Quote for menno?

[Lloyd Danforth]

He is not drunk
who from the floor
can rise again
and drink some more
He is drunk
who prostrate lies
and cannot drink
and cannot rise

[dalebert]

He is not drunk
who from the floor
can rise again
and drink some more
He is drunk
who prostrate lies
and cannot drink
and cannot rise

Jesus said that, right?

[Lloyd Danforth]

Maybe, but, he must have said it to Hugh Hefner in the mid 1960's

[Lloyd Danforth]

I'll drink to those who will
and, I'll drink to those who won't
I'll never drink to those who say they will, then won't
But, I'll drink from the early morning 'till the middle of the night
For those who say the never have,"But, for you, I just might!"