90% don't want a country any more

[lildog]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46227

It's the Onion but I thought this was funny so I'm sharing.

[penguins4me]

"I already belong to a health club, a church, and the Kiwanis Club," Tammy Golden of Los Angeles wrote. "I'm a member of the Von's Grocery Super Savers, which gets me a discount on certain groceries. These are all well-managed organizations with real benefits. None of them send me a confusing bill once a year and make me work it out myself, then throw me in jail if I get it wrong."

Hah hah hah! :D

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*sob*

[Russell Kanning]

I am so disappointed. I thought it said "Country". I was hoping we could get rid of all that bad music.


....and they don't even send you a bill .... just threats down the road.