Whats the girl situation?

[Rochelle]

But... I don't have a paystub!

Well, then I guess Mattchew shouldnt date you

[slim]

So I wouldn't look for a libertarian woman from the onset. We're scarce enough as it is and there is far too much competition from libertarian men Broaden your pool and look for one who whines and bitches about the governemnt taking money out of her paystub.

But... I don't have a paystub!

You don't need a paystub. (got this idea from Tom Leykis) look on the internet for fake ATM receipts that have a ending balance of $100,000.00 or more and when you see a woman you want to get write your phone # on the back of the receipt and give it to her. If you don't want to spend the money for the receipts go around to the atm's that have the receipts container and look through them for the ones with the highest ending balance

[Rosie the Riveter]

So I wouldn't look for a libertarian woman from the onset. We're scarce enough as it is and there is far too much competition from libertarian men Broaden your pool and look for one who whines and bitches about the governemnt taking money out of her paystub.

But... I don't have a paystub!

You don't need a paystub. (got this idea from Tom Leykis) look on the internet for fake ATM receipts that have a ending balance of $100,000.00 or more and when you see a woman you want to get write your phone # on the back of the receipt and give it to her. If you don't want to spend the money for the receipts go around to the atm's that have the receipts container and look through them for the ones with the highest ending balance

     That might work but only if you have the BMW and a nice watch and shoes to go with it.

Just the watch tells alot about a man's $$$ -- I mean character.

[eques]

Just the watch tells alot about a man's $$$ -- I mean character.

But I don't wear a watch...

then again, I'm not on the meat market, anyway. 

[Lloyd Danforth]

I've always relied on my personality

[Rosie the Riveter]

I've always relied on my personality

You do have a nice one of those -- and you're handsome too -- I can't imagine you have trouble finding a nice lady, as a matter of fact, I'd think they would find you.





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[Lloyd Danforth]

I have to swat them away

[Rosie the Riveter]

I have to swat them away

I bet --                

[Braddogg]

Hah, Lloyd's picture is in front of "The Prescription Center".  Coincidence?  I think not 

[Rosie the Riveter]

Hah, Lloyd's picture is in front of "The Prescription Center".  Coincidence?  I think not 

I didn't notice that. Lloyd's not that old -- yet.

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You don't need a paystub. (got this idea from Tom Leykis) look on the internet for fake ATM receipts that have a ending balance of $100,000.00 or more and when you see a woman you want to get write your phone # on the back of the receipt and give it to her. If you don't want to spend the money for the receipts go around to the atm's that have the receipts container and look through them for the ones with the highest ending balance

I don't have to look for a fake ATM receipt with a large ending balance.

And I'm not looking for gold-diggers.

     That might work but only if you have the BMW and a nice watch and shoes to go with it.

Just the watch tells alot about a man's $$$ -- I mean character.

* error discreetly removes his watch

[Pat K]

I wear a plain old Timex.

That the nice lady in the Keene Walmart added
several links to so it would fit my chubby wrist.
Right after the2004 Porc Fest.

I guess no dates for me.

[mappchik]

There may be an extra girl soon. I'll let you know how the FSP pitch goes. (I'm frakking terrified)
Amazing that it's come to this... considering I'd have never heard of the FSP, if not for my favorite computer geek.
BTW, I have a thing for vintage watches. So, if your timex is from the 1950-60's, show it off!

[Lloyd Danforth]

Yer gonna like Mapchik Pat

[KBCraig]

I have to swat them away

If you swat them just right, they stay.