2nd Adult Joke - The Sensitive Man

[Raineyrocks]

Subject: ... The Sensitive Man






A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect;

they end up leaving together. They get back to his

place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she

notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely

filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.



There are three shelves in the bedroom with hundreds

and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully

placed in rows covering the entire wall!



It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to

lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched

by the amount of thought he had put into organizing

the display. There were small bears all along the

bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length

of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running

all the way along the top shelf. She found it

strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a

large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention

this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his

sensitive side.



They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,

after a while, she finds herself thinking, "Oh my God!

Maybe, this guy could be the one!  Maybe he could be

the future father my children?" She turns to him and

kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he

romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her

into his bedroom where they rip off each other's

clothes and make hot, steamy love.



She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more

passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever

known, and even did a few things she had never done

with any other man.



After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with

this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in

the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes

his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?" The guy

gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply

into her eyes, and says......................



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....  "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.

[SpeedPhreak]

 

[Nicholas Gilman]

   This reminds me about my advice at parties...never ever let the host
put your coat on a pile of coats in an empty bedroom when couples are drunk.