Okay this is the last one, actually I realized I put these in the wrong order

[Raineyrocks]

BeCareful What You Ask For

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the same time".



The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pecker is bigger than your brother's".

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And I'm pretty sure I've known women like that, too.