need car repair work done

[MaineShark]

No, no screwing, that's illegal I think.  Just salsa and silver.

You have to videotape it and say you were making a porno and just forgot to actually publish it.  Then it's perfectly legal.  If not, it's prostitution.

Joe

[Lloyd Danforth]

Kat's always slipping me a few bucks. 

No Bucks were injured in the making of the above post.

[Russell Kanning]

You can ask Mike in secret if he thought he was ripped off.

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[Lloyd Danforth]

Psst!.....Mike.......

[firecracker joe]

are there any fsp mechanics out there i have a van that i love but does not run right , the engine is a brand new crate motor , 350 v8, new carburator, and still runs like shit . I need a very knowledgable mechanic and i pay cash i also have a garage that the work can be done in and a wide variety of tools i just dont have the know how i have the chilton books on my van and would like to have it running right by porc fest so if anyone can help . The sooner the better. firecracker joe

[Recumbent ReCycler]

I have the know-how, but unfortunately my hands are kind if messed up.  I was thinking of posting somewhere that I'm offering free training in disc brake servicing/replacement, where the student could use my tools and practice on my car with my parts under my supervision and instruction.