Maybe this will be fun, what are some of your most embarassing memories?

[Raineyrocks]

I will only write short ones so it doesn't get too boring.

1. I was crossing a highway in Philadelphia and these guys whistled at me and I turned around to look and tripped over a tree branch and fell.

2. I was mad at someone and accidentally walked into their closet instead of out their front door.  While I was in the closet I thought of what to say when I came out and I said, "I always wanted to do that." and then walked out the correct door.

3. At a family reunion, me and my sister left to go shoot pool and I turned my face to the left to see if traffic was coming and forgot my window was 1/3 rolled down so I whacked my eye on the edge of the window and we had to go back to the reunion to get ice and I had a black eye.

4.  At a doctor's office I went to with my sister, the receptionist said I needed a picture ID so I said, "oh darn, I have to fix my hair, so my sister and the receptionist were looking at me weird and I said, "what's the matter?"  Well what I needed was to show a picture ID not have a picture taken.

Okay, that's it for now!

[dalebert]

#1 I was once a liberal. During that time I once laid down in a chalk outline for Hate Crimes Awareness week.

#2 I was once a Republican. I voted for George Bush in 2004.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Eighth Grade Science class.  The teacher asks "what do you call the sickness a diver gets from coming up too fast?"

Oh!  I know it!  I Know it!   Even though we have never covered it in class.  I raise my hand.  Probably as surprised, as I was he chose me.  I knew it was 'Bends', intellectually, I knew it was the Bends!  Stage fright ensued and out came: "The Runs!"

[eques]

Too many to count...

I mean, there was that one time dalebert wanted some karma... 

No, really, hmm.... well, there was this one time in elementary school when I didn't bring my gym shirt along, or I was wearing a button-down shirt on gym day, so I took it off while we were all sitting on the gym floor...

I was laughed at and thoroughly embarrassed.

[Raineyrocks]

Eighth Grade Science class.  The teacher asks "what do you call the sickness a diver gets from coming up too fast?"

Oh!  I know it!  I Know it!   Even though we have never covered it in class.  I raise my hand.  Probably as surprised, as I was he chose me.  I knew it was 'Bends', intellectually, I knew it was the Bends!  Stage fright ensued and out came: "The Runs!"

That's cute!
I was in technical school, (about 24 years old), and I was in front of the class talking and everyone pointed out to me that I had my skirt on backwards and there was a pair of underwear in my back packet which was accidentally my front pocket.   Too much partying I don't know why they were there so don't ask.

[Raineyrocks]

#1 I was once a liberal. During that time I once laid down in a chalk outline for Hate Crimes Awareness week.

#2 I was once a Republican. I voted for George Bush in 2004.

Another good one! + for all of you!

I was playing hooky from school and ended up walking in the middle of a John Travolta movie being filmed in Philadelphia.

[Raineyrocks]

Too many to count...

I mean, there was that one time dalebert wanted some karma... 

No, really, hmm.... well, there was this one time in elementary school when I didn't bring my gym shirt along, or I was wearing a button-down shirt on gym day, so I took it off while we were all sitting on the gym floor...

I was laughed at and thoroughly embarrassed.

Aaww that must have sucked!  You should've mooned everyone!

[Lloyd Danforth]

Eighth Grade Science class.  The teacher asks "what do you call the sickness a diver gets from coming up too fast?"

Oh!  I know it!  I Know it!   Even though we have never covered it in class.  I raise my hand.  Probably as surprised, as I was he chose me.  I knew it was 'Bends', intellectually, I knew it was the Bends!  Stage fright ensued and out came: "The Runs!"

That's cute!
I was in technical school, (about 24 years old), and I was in front of the class talking and everyone pointed out to me that I had my skirt on backwards and there was a pair of underwear in my back packet which was accidentally my front pocket.   Too much partying I don't know why they were there so don't ask.

If you could remember, you would lose our respect

[error]

On at least two occasions I've gone out, gotten QUITE drunk, and wound up at home the next morning with pairs of panties and had no idea who owned them or how I wound up with them.

[money dollars]

On at least two occasions I've gone out, gotten QUITE drunk, and wound up at home the next morning with pairs of panties and had no idea who owned them or how I wound up with them.

I've seen the video on the internets. It wasn't pretty.

[error]

On at least two occasions I've gone out, gotten QUITE drunk, and wound up at home the next morning with pairs of panties and had no idea who owned them or how I wound up with them.

I've seen the video on the internets. It wasn't pretty.

You couldn't post video on the internet at the time these happened. But nice try.

[Raineyrocks]

On at least two occasions I've gone out, gotten QUITE drunk, and wound up at home the next morning with pairs of panties and had no idea who owned them or how I wound up with them.

Pairs of panties?  And you don't remember something like that?  I thought when it came to having threesomes, foursomes, whatever, you guys never forgot those memories.

I know I've been so drunk at one time or another that brothers started looking the same, uh, oh for me!

[error]

Pairs of panties?  And you don't remember something like that?  I thought when it came to having threesomes, foursomes, whatever, you guys never forgot those memories.

Oh, how I wish I'd not been too drunk to remember.

[Raineyrocks]

Pairs of panties?  And you don't remember something like that?  I thought when it came to having threesomes, foursomes, whatever, you guys never forgot those memories.

Oh, how I wish I'd not been too drunk to remember.

Oh, how I wish I was too drunk to remember.

[error]

Since you put it that way... I've had a few nights I wish I was too drunk to remember, too!