Here's a funny one!

[Raineyrocks]

A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she  selected:
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> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
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> A carton of eggs,
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> A quart of orange juice,
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> A head of romaine lettuce,
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> A  2 lb. can of coffee, and
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> A 1 lb. package of bacon.
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As she was  unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing  behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. She  acted as if she didn't see him and paid him no attention.
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> While the  cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must  be single."
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> She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was  intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She  looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital  status.
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> Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know  what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
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> The drunk replied, "Because you're ugly."