President of the Underground (indecision 2007) - Vote now!

[Jim Johnson]

Our party  is the path to tuath.

Beer Pot Luv

Is tuath inside the Shire or is it some sort of enlightenment?   

[Lloyd Danforth]

I can't believe MD is beating the Drug/luv party.

[error]

Kate, you know I can't do anything but follow my conscience.

And since the powers that be didn't see fit to put Nobody on the ballot, I'm abstaining.

[Kat Kanning]

I added nobody. You can change your vote if you like.

[Lloyd Danforth]

Kate, you know I can't do anything but follow my conscience.

And since the powers that be didn't see fit to put Nobody on the ballot, I'm abstaining.

Mike, I make the same argument I make about Ron Paul.  On the morning of  ???, after the election, there is still going to be a president of the shire.  Do we want to continue with the diminutive, but, mean William, who offers us what?  Juice Boxes!
Or, move on to the promises of the Pot/Beer/luv party?

[Tom Sawyer]

Lloyd ye have offered up much tribute to Captain William... but, matey you best beware, he could still order ya to walk the plank!

[Russell Kanning]

I voted for the lesser of many evils.

[Caleb]

Thank everyone for your support so far.  The economic rent party is proud to announce a new partnership, which will hopefully attract supporters to our cause: 

The Economic Rent Party, in conjunction with our new foreign partner, the Central Intelligence Agency, is proud to bring Latin American style democracy to the underground.  If our party wins the election, we promise there will be no military juntas, internal civil wars, or Vonage commercials. In short ... no one gets hurt.

Also, Rosie, Rocketman, and William may want to go into hiding. My new partner cannot guarantee your safety.

In addition, we are actively courting the troll constituency on this forum. So come Romak! Come Richardr! Come Moneydollars! Come Russell Kanning!  Let's make this an election for the ages.

I'm Caleb Johnson, and I approved this campaign ad.

[Russell Kanning]

We are giving you a whole week to vote, but you do have a computer, internet connection, and be a member of the forum (which is determined by a powerful elite cabal) so we are only disenfranchising 99% of the worlds population.
The results will be taken into a smoke filled room on the evening of the 31st and we will determine the leader of the free world.

[Kat Kanning]

I've heard a rumor that voter fraud is likely.

[Russell Kanning]

Caleb (and the rest of the candidates) .... are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

[Caleb]

Caleb (and the rest of the candidates) .... are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

Have you no decency, Sir?!  

[Kat Kanning]

I also heard that the Economic Rent candidates are being funded by Hillary Clinton.

[Russell Kanning]

A FSP party operative was caught yesterday outside party headquarters in Manchvegas with some voting machines .... too bad it was the old chad style technology. We are going with the tried and true Diebold machines this election.

[Caleb]

These allegations by the Underground Power elite are designed for a sole purpose:  To undermine my candidacy and prevent real change from occurring within the underground. The charges come from a heavily funded (*cough* George Soros *cough*) agency determined to undermine my candidacy as a part of their ultimate goal of ushering in the New World Order. Pay no attention to the smear campaign against me.