LPNH Fundraiser featuring Doug Stanhope 10/18

[Pat K]

Anybody need a ride to see Stanhope tomorrow?  Winchester, Keene, Concord to Manchester.
I could take the 101, if necessary.

Could ya take the super van on the 495 and pick me up? 

Sure Pat, stand along the 495 some place between Mansfield and Lawrence and I'll be by to pick you up.
Don't tell me where, I'll guess.  It'll be like a game...like...Where's Pat K?  Oh wait, we should get a book deal going...like all the things that happen to Liberty Super Guy in Massaholeass while the Super Van searches for him.  Have your people call my people.  It's going to be a big big hit. OK? Bye bye. 

Well I thought you would use the super vans powers to find me.
Is it my fault that there so anemic?

Forget the book deal my people, say your people are
Are nuts if they think some story about a crapy van,
will sell.

Probably not your fault though, this what happens when you let
those Vermont jar heads ride around in your vehicle.

[Jim Johnson]

Anybody need a ride to see Stanhope tomorrow?  Winchester, Keene, Concord to Manchester.
I could take the 101, if necessary.

Could ya take the super van on the 495 and pick me up? 

Sure Pat, stand along the 495 some place between Mansfield and Lawrence and I'll be by to pick you up.
Don't tell me where, I'll guess.  It'll be like a game...like...Where's Pat K?  Oh wait, we should get a book deal going...like all the things that happen to Liberty Super Guy in Massaholeass while the Super Van searches for him.  Have your people call my people.  It's going to be a big big hit. OK? Bye bye. 

Well I thought you would use the super vans powers to find me.
Is it my fault that there so anemic?

Forget the book deal my people, say your people are
Are nuts if they think some story about a crapy van,
will sell.

Probably not your fault though, this what happens when you let
those Vermont jar heads ride around in your vehicle.

Ya...but it's...like not about the Ford van man...it's like Super Liberty Guy...you know...Super Pat K...and he's like...tearing new rectums for fascists so they won't be shit heads any more...put'n down socialists...like "Get a life ya fuck'n Kennedy"...and he'd be shack'n up with super models...cause they'd be all like "He's so handsome" and "He...just needs a place to stay"...and like "He's so big"...and the guys in the super van would be like, "Have you got a lock on Super Liberty Guy yet?", "The rectal locator doesn't seem to be working, Sir", "What?  You used the rectal locator?", "Yes Sir, you said to keep a tight lock on his ass...I guess that's why it looks like he's floating in the Harbor".  So the whole book would be like...The Adventures of Total Liberty Guy.

[Pat K]

UM how much, Bud in a frosty glass,
have you had today?

[Jim Johnson]

UM how much, Bud in a frosty glass,
have you had today?

Does beer make you smart?  It made Budweiser.   

[Pat K]

Oh that many. 

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Holy crap, what a great show! And Doug Stanhope is a really good guy. Even if he doesn't believe it.

Oh, and I have nothing but good to say about Friday, who helped to organize this. Thank you!

[Puke]

Hell yes. Well worth the drive.
Stanhope was awesome.

[YeahItsMeJP]

Great Show. I think we had over 100 people there.

[Friday]

Yeah, it was awesome!  Standing room only, two opening acts, and despite his reputation for intentional offensiveness, Stanhope clearly toned it down somewhat on behalf of the "Libertarians"... I just hope the elder stateswoman of the LPNH, LG, is holding up OK after being personally addressed from the stage no fewer than 6 times.      Also, we now know more than we wanted to about museiton's gynocological healthcare habits, as well as what ny2nh requires of a sexual partner (you had to be there  ).  Will upload photo of Stanhope playing with my hair after work. 

Thanks to all who came to Stanhope's FIRST EVER performance in the Free State!!!  Now I need some cough syrup (or should I say Jaegertussin  ), because I'm hoarse from laughing so much.

[Tom Sawyer]

Oh man I really am envious of the good time ya'll had...

I knew he would shred someone. 

[Puke]

After the show he was hanging around outside smoking and he mentioned that he felt more awkward at this show because he was laying to the Libertarian crowd and the "who gives a fuck" crowd.
Which kind of sucked b/c I'm a bit of both.

Stanhope was shocked when he found out some of us were carrying in a bar and it was legal. I liked that. 

[Kat Kanning]

Glad it turned out well! 

[Friday]

Here are some photos of the show.  Sorry for the crap quality of some of them; I'm a freedom fighter, not a photographer. 

http://www.newhampshireunderground.com/wiki/tiki-browse_gallery.php?galleryId=110

[Insurgent]

Where? Am I missing something (besides the show)?

[Friday]

Fixed it