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Started by Dave Ridley, March 27, 2009, 02:31 PM NHFT

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Dave Ridley

uh i did not post this message as a thread but as a reply to UWS.  i did not call it warm welcome either.

i'd ask that the mods return the message to where it came from.

Russell Kanning

who knows where it came from ... I guess he had power over his thread ... maybe it is time  for me to delete him ... since this is your thread, I think you can change the name

Kat Kanning

Since anyone can split threads, I'd guess that's what happened.

AntonLee

Quote from: United We Stand on March 28, 2009, 07:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 28, 2009, 04:51 AM NHFT
the lizard people took my lower jaw, and they walk around with their balls hanging out.  Ask THEGENERAL he knows all about it.

AntonLee
The Beast from the East
Protector of the Innocent

it's your thang, do what chu wanna do
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I find smoking and typing at the same time very difficult.  I lost my lower jaw in an accident about a year ago.  It wasn't so much an accident really, you see, my parents had signed the lower half of my jaw, one testicle, and the hair on the back of my neck over to the government when I was a baby.  They've found that the combination of those coupled with my blood type and nationality (polack) can be a cure for cancer.  They've gone ahead and confiscated it so that we maintain a kill off ratio perfected for the slavery needed to keep the lizard people happy for the rest of their 200 year lives.  So, when I smoke, I can't hold the cigarette in my mouth since i don't have a lower jaw anymore.  I have to hold the cigarette in my fingers while I type with both hands (fingers on asdf jkl; the home keys of course!) I lean my head in and hold the open part of my face where a mouth usually is to the butt and make a wheezing sucking sound.  That's the ticket.  Best part is at least I can't get cancer of the mouth, since i don't really have a mouth anymore.  Thank god my parents signed that crap over.  Who needs solid food anyways, I just hook this hose up and I get my vitamins and nutrients!
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well I'm standin' next to a mountain. . .chop it down with the edge of my hand

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How can I take credit for such an explanation as this...  Its... Its... like poetry. 

I will not stop until we hold these lizard people accountable because of what they made your parents do for the theft of you testical and lower jaw...  I'm just hoping your neck hair will grow back.

Hang in there big guy...  I'll find another for the bj...

People,

These lizard people attacks seem to be a real concern as well as the recent troll attacks...  Please lock your doors cut off your hands (because they might make you sign your children over) and for god sakes cover up the back of your neck...  They can not be able to see your neck hair or...  well you read what happened.

thanks for your service.  thanks for sticking up for me in my lower jaw problem.  thanks for not making me blow you to feel welcome here.  yes it does limit the amount of sucking I can do.   ;D

THEGENERAL

Quote from: AntonLee on March 28, 2009, 11:34 AM NHFT
Quote from: United We Stand on March 28, 2009, 07:16 AM NHFT
Quote from: AntonLee on March 28, 2009, 04:51 AM NHFT
the lizard people took my lower jaw, and they walk around with their balls hanging out.  Ask THEGENERAL he knows all about it.

AntonLee
The Beast from the East
Protector of the Innocent

it's your thang, do what chu wanna do
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I find smoking and typing at the same time very difficult.  I lost my lower jaw in an accident about a year ago.  It wasn't so much an accident really, you see, my parents had signed the lower half of my jaw, one testicle, and the hair on the back of my neck over to the government when I was a baby.  They've found that the combination of those coupled with my blood type and nationality (polack) can be a cure for cancer.  They've gone ahead and confiscated it so that we maintain a kill off ratio perfected for the slavery needed to keep the lizard people happy for the rest of their 200 year lives.  So, when I smoke, I can't hold the cigarette in my mouth since i don't have a lower jaw anymore.  I have to hold the cigarette in my fingers while I type with both hands (fingers on asdf jkl; the home keys of course!) I lean my head in and hold the open part of my face where a mouth usually is to the butt and make a wheezing sucking sound.  That's the ticket.  Best part is at least I can't get cancer of the mouth, since i don't really have a mouth anymore.  Thank god my parents signed that crap over.  Who needs solid food anyways, I just hook this hose up and I get my vitamins and nutrients!
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well I'm standin' next to a mountain. . .chop it down with the edge of my hand

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How can I take credit for such an explanation as this...  Its... Its... like poetry. 

I will not stop until we hold these lizard people accountable because of what they made your parents do for the theft of you testical and lower jaw...  I'm just hoping your neck hair will grow back.

Hang in there big guy...  I'll find another for the bj...

People,

These lizard people attacks seem to be a real concern as well as the recent troll attacks...  Please lock your doors cut off your hands (because they might make you sign your children over) and for god sakes cover up the back of your neck...  They can not be able to see your neck hair or...  well you read what happened.

thanks for your service.  thanks for sticking up for me in my lower jaw problem.  thanks for not making me blow you to feel welcome here.  yes it does limit the amount of sucking I can do.   ;D

lol...  any time.



THEGENERAL

Quote from: DadaOrwell on March 27, 2009, 02:31 PM NHFT
"united we stand:"
ignored, you are

All you people ignoring me has to stop,... wait, why are you reading this?

ignored, I'm not...

;D