Absolution of Porcfest Sins

[dalebert]

 Dale Everett
If you vote for Anarchy In Your Head every day in July, your sins of not voting during Porcfest shall be forgiven.

5 hours ago

Christopher Lawless at 10:11am June 29
and I learned I am also 'bold and brave'....All sins from porcfest or just the not voting sins.

Dale Everett at 11:19am June 29
Ah, what the Hell? ALL sins!

Dale Everett at 11:20am June 29
Or at least I can promise to use my authority as Ambassador of the Schism to begin negotiations with the Cardinal of the Shire regarding absolution of Porcfest sins.

Joan Bastek at 11:46am June 29
YAY ?

[K. Darien Freeheart]

I drank so much one night I passed out behind the picnic pavillion...

in the rain.

What do I get if I voted but can't remember my sins to have them absolved?

[dalebert]

We're definitely in Cardinal of the Shire territory now. Cardinal?

[AnCapMan]

I took a bad combination of alcohol, my prescription and some non tobacco smoke, and nearly offed myself accidently. In the end I don't know how much danger I was in, my wife (RN) kept listening to my heart as it shot up to 220 for a bit and spent the better part of 2 hours slapping me to keep me conscious, she is of the opinion that if she would have let me pass out my BP would have fallen and well... but I think she just wanted to slap me around. She did let me go to sleep once my Heart Rate was 140 - Took til Saturday Morning to get it back into its normal 70's range. Forgive me for I commited the sin of stupidity.

[Fluff and Stuff]

It's nice to know that half a dozen folks were more drunk than me.  I'm calming down in my retired years.  I just don't have the energy for all that partying anymore.

I did sin at Porcfest but I cannot get absolution because I'll be at Burning Porc and unable to vote for AIYH everyday in July.

[Russell Kanning]

We're definitely in Cardinal of the Shire territory now. Cardinal?

for drinking until you pass out in the rain .... I can forgive you
but the hit to your reputation is not in my hands
and the brain cells cannot be restored to you ... I don't do miracles ... or at least you have to pay me like miracle max

[Russell Kanning]

i would recommend moderation with the alcohol and the smoking
i would recommend abstaining from prescription drugs ... we might have to prohibit those in the shire

[Kat Kanning]

There oughta be a law.