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[Alex Libman]

[...]  For divulging my secret hideout giving sanctuary to spooks that had a change of heart, I must release the 300 lb Russian Cyborg assassin. Don't worry it's for a better world!  (See Alex we are including you in the fun)

(1)  I've only defended assassinating mass murders who refuse to cease their aggression, and under the assumption that taking them alive isn't a possibility.  A better world would be one where no one can get away with assassinating anyone else, but we don't live in that world just quite yet.

(2)  Don't think of me as Russian.  That isn't relevant to anything.  Russians think of me as a Jew with an American citizenship whose spelling is atrocious.  I've even stopped playing chess!

(3)  I'm 276 lb right now.  I was 250 more recently than I was 300.  I blame Dalebert for influencing me to stop being a vegan for a while.  And Obama. 

(4)  Yes, I'm a cyborg.  Deal with it.  Maybe I should hold a Cyborg Pride parade, start a podcast about it, have a flashy ad banner for it in my sig, call people cyborgphobes when they try to analyze anything pertaining to my lifestyle, and post some softcore ex-republican cyborg porn. 

[Jim Johnson]

Let Dale know when you look like the one on the right, he might interview you on Prometheus Unchained.

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey Jim
I was wondering what a PatK camping trailer would look like. It could have multiple coolers (maybe propane refridgerated. One for beer One for drinks for the kiddos One for meats to be grilled.

I'm thinking a one piece molded high carbon uni-body

Are you insane! Oh Jim I am seriously disappointed in your engineering of something so important as the super beer cooler.

Anyone worth their design salt would of course realize that graphite fiber would have the strength and resilient durability necessary!

[Jim Johnson]

Hey Jim
I was wondering what a PatK camping trailer would look like. It could have multiple coolers (maybe propane refridgerated. One for beer One for drinks for the kiddos One for meats to be grilled.

I'm thinking a one piece molded high carbon uni-body

Are you insane! Oh Jim I am seriously disappointed in your engineering of something so important as the super beer cooler.

Anyone worth their design salt would of course realize that graphite fiber would have the strength and resilient durability necessary!

Yeah, well... I was just shoot'n from the hip.

[Tom Sawyer]

You bastard you turned the tables on me...

Now I have to apologize and beg forgiveness from the fabrication sensii.

[Pat K]

 

[Russell Kanning]

can you match the one piece body to the mercury?
maybe for quick weekend trips you could install a cooler molded to the interior of the trunk